A game you shouldn't play with friends.

Once upon a time the greatest video game in history, Warcraft III, was released. Included with the game was a powerful "World Editor" which allowed players create their own gametypes. These custom games provided a haven for the 30-apm ladder dropouts.

Dota, a game where players managed a single hero and no base, was the most popular and best-supported of these customs. Eventually there were a number of attempts to monetize on its popularity.
League of Legends, or LoL, was arguably the most successful of these attempts. The game was developed by dota's former developers and borrowed heavily from its predecessor. Introducing the game via a free-to-play model ensured millions of broke teenagers would download it and get hooked. Then later, when they received birthday money or just stole their mom's credit card, they could spend much more than a standard $40 game price unlocking game content that would have been free under a conventional system. To ensure the game would have universal appeal, riot removed game mechanics that punished the unskilled, such as denying. The base income was increased beyond even "easymode" levels compared to dota so that all players would have gold to spend, and item guide railroaded players into the best items.

sounds like one of those cool rpg games right??

your wrong because its overloaded with neckbeards who are 500+ pounds and sit in their mothers basement who instantly get an erection when seeing a woman that has no interest in them and never will. they are also extremely toxic and most likely a simp for a woman who plays the game. they haven't seen the day of light and plus they haven't touched grass in 10 years. these low iq motherfuckers like to disrespect their mother and like to suck dick because playing league of legends instantly makes you gay. to add to the list they also have really poor hygiene and poor grooming which makes them smell like a room filled with shit everywhere.

watch out for these fuckers, also you can scare them away with weights and healthy food.

Birth control.

THE GAME CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF. ONCE YOU JUMP INTO YOUR FIRST MULTIPLAYER MATCH, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU. YOU'LL KEEP PLAYING AND PLAYING UNTIL YOU'VE PRESSED THE 'Q' KEY SO MUCH TIMES THAT YOUR FINGERS WILL TURN INTO BLOODY STUMPS. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS IF YOU'RE AN EMO TEENAGER WITH MENTAL STABILITY PROBLEMS AND NEED A $40 GUIDE TO PLAY A SINGLE VIDEO GAME.

The game is symbolized by a beautiful cancer that spreads like a butterfly. Your time on earth is numbered, but it's precious and it's worth it.

League of Legends(Commonly abbreviated as "League") is a popular game developed by Riot Games, a 26 billion dollar company founded by Marc Merrill and Brandon Beck. This game is played by the gayest of gays. Playing this game for over 5 mins at a time will have you wanting to kill yourself. However, the community is incredibly nice and helpful. Screw up once and the hoards of men smoochers who like going up and down on cock while playing will give you specific, helpful, instructions to "Uninstall" and "Kill yourself".

A question asked by a parent to connect with their child on something that they don't understand.

The equal reaction of sucking a dick!