Natty Ice

1. Slang for alchoholic beverage known for its large (pint sized) cans, cheap value (cheaper than canned soda), and large percentage of alchohol per volume (5.9%) 2. Common referance to any drink with taste resembling metallic piss water and salt. 3. Common tool for so called "Natty Baths" in which a person is covered in fiss from a shaken container. 4. Cause of more college headaches and oversleeping than studying, tool for forging of fond memories.Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm. Black Man's Beer; White Boys Fear.



Natty Ice
A beer best enjoyed after an exam, in a cold pilsner glass, at 1 PM after two days and nights of studying for an exam. Tastes better than Budweiser and more solute (increased alcohol) than Bud Light. This beer is a god send, when you can't afford imports such as Guiness and Aventinus or even Paulaner Salvator.
Example:
Joe: "Man, this store just has overpriced Heineken and buddy-fucker light. Let's go get a 30 of Natty Ice for 10 bucks"

Friend: "I'm not going to drink that swill I have standards"

Joe: "Okay drink your expensive American Piss Lager. I'll drink my inexpensive American Piss Lager"


Natty Ice
A pint of absolute heaven. Will you get hammered in $3.00 or less. Consumption leads to things such as shotgunning, streaking, and having sex with Katie. A fantastic "Graveyard" beer. Not to be confused or intermingled with high clas beers such as Budweiser and Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor.
Example:
Natty Ice, its not just for breakfast anymore!!!


Natty Ice
the most chill beer in the world, drank by all lax bros even some bro's from canada that cross the border ever weekend so that the sweet sweet taste of natty can be enjoyed buy all laxers in the world
Example:
guy 1- dude, i just got a 30 rack of natty ice for your party
guy 2 - that so chill bro
girl - i love lax bros, im gunna give you both dome!


nattie ice
a beer with a great history of service to the working classes of america.. A beer that makes you wanna wake up and go to work, with the comfort of knowing that multiple cold brews will be waiting. at a price of 4.99 for a 12 pack this brew is a simply unbeatable value that invites many classy, yet unemployed, inviduals to enjoy its rich taste. When added to a funnel this beverage has the ability to make an individual incoherent within several minutes. When purchasing in a grocery store, many fellow customers will tend to make comments about the quality of the beverage, but these comments shoud be ignored
Example:
"Nattie Ice!!!! you must be getting really fucked up tonight."


natty ice
natural beer "natty ice" is a cheap and bad quality alchoholic beverage most likely bought by college students "laxbros" who dont have money to buy decent beer
Example:
I’ve started pissing blood from drinking to many Natty ice's but it’s cool cause it’s another way to relate to bitches so they think I’m sensitive and shit.


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