Natty Ice
1. Slang for alchoholic beverage known for its large (
pint sized) cans, cheap value (cheaper than canned soda), and large percentage of alchohol per volume (
5.9%) 2. Common referance to any drink with taste resembling metallic
piss water and salt. 3. Common tool for so called "Natty Baths" in which a person is covered in
fiss from a shaken container. 4. Cause of more college headaches and oversleeping than studying, tool for forging of fond memories.Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm. Black Man's Beer; White Boys Fear.
Natty Ice
by gamete0 on Dec 05, 2008 05:38:35
A beer best enjoyed after an exam, in a cold
pilsner glass, at 1 PM after two days and nights of studying for an exam. Tastes better than Budweiser and more solute (increased alcohol) than Bud Light. This beer is a god send, when you can't afford imports such as Guiness and Aventinus or even
Paulaner Salvator.
Example:
Joe: "Man, this store just has overpriced
Heineken and buddy-fucker light. Let's go get a 30 of Natty Ice for 10 bucks"
Friend: "I'm not going to drink that
swill I have standards"
Joe: "Okay drink your expensive American Piss
Lager. I'll drink my inexpensive American Piss Lager"
Natty Ice
by J. Dough on Mar 02, 2005 15:47:00
A pint of absolute heaven. Will you get hammered in $3.00 or less. Consumption leads to things such as shotgunning,
streaking, and having sex with Katie. A fantastic "Graveyard" beer. Not to be confused or intermingled with high
clas beers such as Budweiser and
Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor.
Natty Ice
by laxman00 on Dec 15, 2010 12:54:45
the most chill beer in the world, drank by all
lax bros even some bro's from canada that cross the border ever weekend so that the
sweet sweet taste of natty can be enjoyed buy all
laxers in the world
Example:
guy 1- dude, i just got a
30 rack of
natty ice for your party
guy 2 - that so chill bro
girl - i love
lax bros, im gunna give you both dome!
Natty Ice
by Chernorizets Hrabr on Dec 06, 2004 13:40:32
Natty Ice
by Bodacious on Sep 14, 2006 08:37:57
Natty Ice
by werd up mike on Jul 31, 2008 05:28:55
nattie ice
by joe jameson on Sep 12, 2006 13:52:18
a beer with a great history of service to the working classes of america.. A beer that makes you wanna wake up and go to work, with the comfort of knowing that multiple cold
brews will be waiting. at
a price of 4.99 for a 12 pack this brew is a simply unbeatable value that invites many classy, yet unemployed, inviduals to enjoy its rich taste. When added to a
funnel this beverage has the ability to make an individual incoherent within several minutes. When purchasing in a grocery store, many fellow customers will tend to make comments about the quality of the beverage, but these comments
shoud be ignored
natty ice
by gingerbreadmn26 on Jun 12, 2011 07:51:10
natural beer "natty ice" is a cheap and
bad quality alchoholic beverage most likely bought by college students "laxbros" who dont have money to buy decent beer
Example:
I’ve started pissing blood from drinking to many
Natty ice's but it’s cool
cause it’s another way to
relate to bitches so they think I’m sensitive and shit.
natty ice
by bither on Jan 28, 2008 14:01:51