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Jocko
When you rub & scratch your sweaty, musky nutsack & then smear your hand around the rim of someones drink.
Example:
He was talking shit so when he wasn't looking I jocko'd his beer.


jocko
to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.
Example:
mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink


jocko homo
A kickass song by Devo. Not as well known as Devo's biggest hit, Whip It.
Example:
Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we not men?
D-E-V-O!


jocko homo
a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he's obviously a neandertal and/or gay. Almost always from the suburbs.(Thus it is practically a synonym for "male suburbanite")
Example:
Yo, look who's cruising down the main drag in their white Jeep on a Friday night lookin' to get some- it's species jocko homo!


Jocko
The word "Jocko" was commonly used on the London, Midland and Scottish Railway to refer to their 3F 0-6-0T shunting engines. A more common term used for them is "Jinty".
Example:
"Oi, you're taking the Jocko out today."


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