no manches
Literally means, "don't stain". but its metaphoric meaning is somewhat like saying "stop kidding" or "are you serious?(rhetorically speaking)"
Example:
Ryan: Dude, my girlfriend slapped me in the face before i broke up with her.
Omar: no manches dude.
Ryan: true story.
Ryan: Dude, my girlfriend slapped me in the face before i broke up with her.
Omar: no manches dude.
Ryan: true story.
Manching
Applies specifically to the region on Manchester, New Hampshire (not Manchester England). Most directly translated refers to the act of shoving ballon animals filled with black tar heroin into one's rectum.
manches
Another word for mansechs.
Manch
a.k.a. "Manch Dressing"
Sperm, semen, ejaculate, cum, jizz... what have you, manch is what some people like to refer to their penile secretions, especially when said fluids resemble the color and consistency of ranch salad dressing.
Sperm, semen, ejaculate, cum, jizz... what have you, manch is what some people like to refer to their penile secretions, especially when said fluids resemble the color and consistency of ranch salad dressing.
Manch
Sperm that resembles ranch salad dressing.
manches
A colloquial term on the internet meaning "mansex" or homosexual male sexual relations. It comes from the term "mansechs", which was (is) a popular way of spelling "mansex" on many internet forums and that bastion of the linguistically adept, IRC.
Example:
Him? Oh, he doesn't like women anymore. He has given in to the dark force that is teh manches.
Him? Oh, he doesn't like women anymore. He has given in to the dark force that is teh manches.