Caveat

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caveat
A warning or caution. Used by piece-of-shit A-holes at work who try to sound important in meetings to cover up their utter incompetence.
Example:
If that fuckin' douchebag says "caveat" one more time, I'm gonna kick him in the taint. Fuckin' choad.


Caveat Stoner
A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."
Example:
Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc


Facer Caveat
The limitations and specific stipulations that must be considered when asking a question where the expectation is that the answer will be skewed to impress the question asker.
Example:
Jacob: "I asked her if she liked mustaches. She said yes!"
Friend: "You forget the Facer Caveat! She is answering yes because she knows that is what you want to hear."


Caveat-Brigade
{ˈkā-vē-ˌat brɪˈɡeɪd} - noun
Spiritual sibling to Grammar nazi and Genre police.

The "Caveat-Brigade" are a bunch of people whose desperate need for validation from online strangers drive them to argue against sound reasoning by employing overexaggerated scenarios in which a statement would be the opposite of what was claimed.

They frequently employ Tu qouque arguments seeking to invalidate or detract from the conversation by lowering everyone involved into a mire of what-aboutism and semantics.
Example:
John - "Yeah, what the Nazis did during WWII was downright monsterous..."
Sam - "Actually, monstrous is a poor choice or words, the german people were forced to behave the way they did because they got screwed after WWI... besides, Hitler did what was right for Germany at the time"
Anna - "What the hell Sam?!"
John - "Ignore him Anna, he´s from the Caveat-Brigade"


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