pirate hooker
Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men,
servicing each one of them in turn to
placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and
satiated.
pirate hooker
by Arlingtoniscool on May 31, 2007 04:07:16
(
pir·ate-hook·er) noun
A female who frequently whores the male sex. This species of women are usually found wearing way too much make-up while flirting with men old enough to be their father. Pirate Hookers are also known to be extremely ignorant. For example, many Pirate Hookers will turn down the first
half decent guy to ask them on a date and then later that night screw a dirty guidoed-out meathead. You can usually spot a
Pirate Hooker smoking at your local McDondalds or being fondled by a circle jerk of scum bags.
Example:
Dude #1: Hey man,
did that chick ever call you back?
Dude #2:
Nah bro, that
chicks a pirate hooker
pirate hooker
by Andrew on Mar 20, 2005 11:35:47
pirate hooker
by vacos on Feb 13, 2012 11:31:01
Example:
A: she hates black people, is
bicurious and has
guns
B: tell that pirate hooker to go back to her home on
whore island
pirate hooker
by siesta on Oct 25, 2006 03:45:39
A
cheap one legged,
one eyed prostitute who services men for extremely cheap. Hopefully she carries around a
parrot on her shoulder.
pirate hooker
by reve on Jan 08, 2006 12:04:43
Example:
Cathy - "hey i just hooked up with this guy from the mall."
Sue - "what was his name?"
Cathy - "
dunno."
Sue - "You're such a pirate hooker!!"
pirate hooker
by Turtledee on Oct 05, 2015 13:25:56
An ironically affectionate term for a woman. Often the superficial definition
of whore or slut is used and
implied, but most usages don't actually imply the woman is a "whore" or "hooker" but in fact its a joking compliment to a woman's personality when she is singles and looking for a partner.
Synonym:pirate
wench
pirate hooker
by Anonymous in EC on Apr 15, 2006 15:25:21
1. A $10.00 drunken
skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.
2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower
more than three times a day to
stay fresh.
pirate hooker
by crawl the warrior king on Apr 25, 2007 09:00:15
Usualy someone with shoulder length brown hair who goes upstairs at parties for 2 hours and then comes down after her friends yell at her and everyone turns and gives her the
slow clap. the incident usually occurs on st. patricks day
they also have these symptoms
-smelly
-jewish
-harry potter like scar on forehead
-rarely takes showers
-randomly
yell's ARRR at lovers/friends
pirate hooker
by julestine on Aug 18, 2006 04:47:12