maple syrup
maple syrup
The Canadian code word for methaphetamines. This is because you can use it on anything. Also note that Canadian bacon should be changed to freedom ham.
maple syrup
a condiment commonly used as a lubricant during salad tossing or rimming. while maple syrup is the most widely used condiment, strawberry syrup or grape jelly may also be used.
Example:
Mmmmmm.... Your ass tastes fantastic! This maple syrup really sets off the flavor of your bung!
Mmmmmm.... Your ass tastes fantastic! This maple syrup really sets off the flavor of your bung!
maple syrup
Maple Syrup
A sweet condiment made from boiling down the sap of sugar maple trees. Outside of northern New England and Quebec, maple syrup is usually eaten with pancakes or waffles. Inside of northern New England and Quebec, it is eaten with ice cream, hot dogs, fried dough, milkshakes, donuts, hot cereals, baked beans and most other foods.
Example:
Maple syrup: the only condiment you'll ever need.
Do you want some maple syrup to go with that?
Maple syrup: the only condiment you'll ever need.
Do you want some maple syrup to go with that?
MAPLE SYRUP
Example:
MAPLE SYRUP PANCAKES!
MAPLE SYRUP PANCAKES!
Maple Syrup
When having sex with your partner, store a small bottle of maple syrup in your anal cavity. Then, as you reach climax, draw your secret weapon from its holster, and proceed fire the maple syrup all over them whilst shouting "MAPLE SYRUP!"
Example:
Me and my girl totally did a maple syrup last night. She was sticky for days. Made the Canadians proud.
Me and my girl totally did a maple syrup last night. She was sticky for days. Made the Canadians proud.
Maple Syrup
Alcoholic Urine. Named for its deep amber/orange color, often derived from dehydration and renal failure.
Example:
Hey mother fucker!!!!! Next time your alcoholic ass drops some maple syrup, flush the damn toilet!
Hey mother fucker!!!!! Next time your alcoholic ass drops some maple syrup, flush the damn toilet!