masterbatorial

1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.



Masterbatory
adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.
Example:
Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"


Masterbatorial
Verbal or nonverbal excercises in futility.
Example:
Trying to eat one's own head would be a masterbatorial effort.

A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.


masterbatory scheming
The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
Example:
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"


Latest Searches

so cute, Mandarin Orange, demonization, string, sefeed, Drop The Mic, Mandarin Dock, screw driver, mandarin, Mandark, folfer, on the pad, Dul Seh, Tony Blair, Mandanna, lickity split, Swaying, High Tops, Mandan, the magic touch, moved to, Total Recall, budding, Mandals, read:, mandalorian, Mandalism, pretty colors, pharrell, the environment, MandaleƱo, cool and collected, 7o, difficultate, Slutmaker, MANDALAY, against the clock, enlightment, Randon Insanity, Mandaeism, The Blind Date, on the better, Manda, PowerPoints, mand, Self Portrait, Washington Redskin, pipa, Mancy Rushton, white lightning, tryhards, Mancunian Disco Ball, nya, memorandum, mancunian, to go, on smash, role model, That word, Add me on the snap, disqualify, mancs, Mancow, R, Manco, integrite, the Impostor, first things first, Mancinis, steP ON ME, Crashing, at a loss for words, Manciniism, barted, Frosted, Mancini, mancing, cardboard, Manchvegas, One with, weak point, Manchuria, assumed, M2K, explained, manchu, on the man, Maihime, accually, Manchistoh, cats, manching, manchildren, tashing on, ugly creature, technicolor yawn, manchild, rissy, minters, Manchesters, toss a salad, lancelot, forking out, Manchestered, eliminating a, the Muppet, Manchester United, swab the deck, Front wheels, Human weakness, Manchester City fans, cheezy, going to the moon, manchester city, effecting, braaaaap, help i accidentally, Manchester Utd, Sleight of Hand, Manchester Untied, the cloud, Bad grammar, M1A2, BLAP BLAP, Emo poser, break the wheel, untangle, garbage hand, circuit, fill me up, Mainstream Hell, TRAMP, Manchester Ohio, yunno, Read that again, an OJ Simpson, bastard, Electronics, manchester nh, Way to be there, ugly as hell, Palm Treeing, Manchester City fan, in a minute, a long, reckinism, In the stall, dragger, q-tip, 4:30, Shit on my tip, Too Fast To Live, lies you tell, Firework, abandonment, dooboo, Red Parade, Fander Braincell, put her in the buck, quade, Lowercase, Manchester, she does everything, 1 and 2, Good Idea, manch dressing, shoebies, tail, manch, franticity, Tetris, pesent, manc, Kevin, Restrict, in the puddle, manburg, Inject, Manboobs, animation meme, Manbitch, Manbearpigs, double true, Vaginal Overbite, Shantae, Manbearpig, get a life, Manbear, on a tuesday, get lost, Manayunk moisturizer, de-Census-atized, SCREAMS, on a level, cheaters, Manayunk junk-funk, lurd, Manayunk, puzzling, open access fridge, Masterbatorial, so cute, Mandarin Orange, demonization, string, sefeed, Drop The Mic, Mandarin Dock, screw driver, mandarin, Mandark, folfer, on the pad, Dul Seh, Tony Blair, Mandanna, lickity split, Swaying, High Tops, Mandan, the magic touch, moved to, Total Recall, budding, Mandals, read:, mandalorian, Mandalism, pretty colors, pharrell, the environment, MandaleƱo, cool and collected, 7o, difficultate, Slutmaker, MANDALAY, against the clock, enlightment, Randon Insanity, Mandaeism, The Blind Date, on the better, Manda, PowerPoints, mand, Self Portrait, Washington Redskin, pipa, Mancy Rushton, white lightning, tryhards, Mancunian Disco Ball, nya, memorandum, mancunian, to go, on smash, role model, That word, Add me on the snap, disqualify, mancs, Mancow, R, Manco, integrite, the Impostor, first things first, Mancinis, steP ON ME, Crashing, at a loss for words, Manciniism, barted, Frosted, Mancini, mancing, cardboard, Manchvegas, One with, weak point, Manchuria, assumed, M2K, explained, manchu, on the man, Maihime, accually, Manchistoh, cats, manching, manchildren, tashing on, ugly creature, technicolor yawn, manchild, rissy, minters, Manchesters, toss a salad, lancelot, forking out, Manchestered, eliminating a, the Muppet, Manchester United, swab the deck, Front wheels, Human weakness, Manchester City fans, cheezy, going to the moon, manchester city, effecting, braaaaap, help i accidentally, Manchester Utd, Sleight of Hand, Manchester Untied, the cloud, Bad grammar, M1A2, BLAP BLAP, Emo poser, break the wheel, untangle, garbage hand, circuit, fill me up, Mainstream Hell, TRAMP, Manchester Ohio, yunno, Read that again, an OJ Simpson, bastard, Electronics, manchester nh, Way to be there, ugly as hell, Palm Treeing, Manchester City fan, in a minute, a long, reckinism, In the stall, dragger, q-tip, 4:30, Shit on my tip, Too Fast To Live, lies you tell, Firework, abandonment, dooboo, Red Parade, Fander Braincell, put her in the buck, quade, Lowercase, Manchester, she does everything, 1 and 2, Good Idea, manch dressing, shoebies, tail, manch, franticity, Tetris, pesent, manc, Kevin, Restrict, in the puddle, manburg, Inject, Manboobs, animation meme, Manbitch, Manbearpigs, double true, Vaginal Overbite, Shantae, Manbearpig, get a life, Manbear, on a tuesday, get lost, Manayunk moisturizer, de-Census-atized, SCREAMS, on a level, cheaters, Manayunk junk-funk, lurd, Manayunk, puzzling,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!