Roger Federer

God. If tennis skill was money, Bill Gates and Oprah would be charity cases compared to Roger. You know that feeling when your woman climaxes and is left whimpering in your arms? That's what it feels like to be Roger Federer.



Roger Federer
One of the greatest tennis player of all time. Was born in Basel, Switzerland and is currently the only player to have won both the Wimbledon and U.S. Open singles titles in three consecutive years (2004-2006).

The accuracy and spin in his shots are amazing.
Example:
"I've won Wimbledon three times and I wish I could play like Roger Federer" - John McEnroe


Roger Federer
An excellent tennis player who repeatedly gets his Swiss ass handed to him by Nadal
Example:
me: did you see Roger Federer crying like a bitch
your mom: no
me: it was hilarious
your mom: yeah whatever
me: are you even paying attention?
your mom: sorry, i was counting the money on the dresser
me: well, is it all there?
your mom: yeah
me: then what are you waiting for? bend over so i can get my $37 worth
your mom: condom only
me: aw c'mon baby; it's my birthday
your mom: no!
me: aw c'mon
your mom: no!


roger federer
1) (noun) Greatest of all time.

2) (verb) To hit an impossibly hard tennis shot with seemingly little effort.

3) (noun) A man who can have any girl he wants but chooses a plain looking chub.

4) (verb) To perform a task without a modicum of emotion.

5) (adj) Robotic
Example:
1) Michael Jordan is the Roger Federer of Basketball.

2) Did you see me Roger Federer that ball around the net post?

3) When it comes to choosing women, Tiger Woods is no Roger Federer.

4) Keanu Reaves just Roger Federered his way through yet another movie.

5) Her dancing is uninspired and Roger Federer.


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