mother-in-law
by A Wife on Jun 10, 2005 02:25:16
A woman who bears children who one day
wed, will find herself at the wedding day changed into a mother-in-law. This
demotion of status as the previous Number One female in her children's world can create horrible changes in what was once a lovely woman. Most of the bad scenarios arise from a jealousy between wives and mother-in-laws, although there have been some husbands who have faced the wrath of a mother-in-law. A mother-in-law is generally seen as a mythically bad person. As a parallel, father-in-laws don't get the same
bad rap.
Example:
New wife says, "I thought I married just
my husband, but his mother is a huge part of our life!"
Therapist says, "Yes, she is your mother-in-law, and if you let her, she can destroy your
marriage. Think - two women love the same man."
mother in law
by SHANNON on Jan 14, 2004 09:27:04
An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to
Skellator from
He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see "
angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"
mother in law
by Gary Campbell on Jul 17, 2005 23:43:07
A woman that 90% of the time talks about how she loves stuff that is so
fuckin boring you consider hanging yourself.
A Woman that thinks your
not good enough for her daughter until you buy her that
flower pot she really liked.
A Woman who thinks and speaks shit!
A Pain in the ass!
Hint, When being spoken to by your mother in law, listen and dont lie, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.
Example:
Hi
Darlin, me and the lads are going to the
shooting range, does your mother want to come?
I took her to the mall and she just wonderd off... Seriously.
Darlin will you take my mother out later, yes i was going to take the dog for a walk anyway.
Question: Im going to my mothers house, Do you want to come?
Answer: i cant, Aliens have landed and have take over the world. i must go and fight with
the resistance.
mother in law
by lucija on Jul 02, 2006 06:06:51
A women who gave
birth to another human being in order to make him/her missearable and than
accuse his/her
spouse for that.
mother in law
by mike read on Aug 14, 2003 04:23:18
Example:
the wife's mother came around yesterday.
I knew it was her as soon as she knocked on the door: all the
mice threw themselvess onto the traps.
mother in law
by Super Gerbil! on Sep 05, 2003 13:21:17
Mother of spouse. Self rightous,
beastly, female entity.
Master of deception. Often dyes her hair in order to reflect a younger age. One who professes to be all knowing. She Who is Evil. The
Heartless One.
Example:
After his
mother in law's week-long visit, Rob had to call an excorcist and
bathe himself in
Holy Water to rid his home of the evil presence that she left behind.