Stinson

Anything awesome, epic, or legendary. Based on the truly amazing character of Barney Stinson (played by Neil Patrick Harris) on the television show "How I Met Your Mother."



Stinsoned
Technical term used in the financial markets to describe a terrible event which has caused massive financial loss. I.e. a bad trade with major repercussions. hosed fucked screwed or colloquial "to take one in the ass"
Example:
"I just got Stinsoned in the Tovatt on that deal!"


stinson
1. Getting screwed by someone through a course of lies and manipulative behavior.

2. Anal penetration, sodomy. In general, another term for fucking someone.

Originating from Gary Stinson, insurance salesmen who was convicted of fraud and embezzlement in California.
Example:
1. "That dude stinsoned me out of $10,000." or "That was a total stinson."

2. "I stinsoned that chick hardcore."

3. "That was a sweet stinson you pulled."


Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson is a handsome and available Renaissance man best known for blowing up the blogosphere with www.barneysblog.com. Barney plays 83 different musical instruments, holds the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, has flown a fighter jet around the world blindfolded, ranks first in the world in laser tag and good looks, invented that chariot thing for crippled dogs, and currently serves on the board of a Fortune 500 company, which is why he probably won't return your calls.
Example:
Praise For Barney Stinson - from the ladies:

''Stinson sure knows how to use his pen.'' -Lisa, Shared a Cab

''It's a little rough in the beginning, but once you see all the magnificence packed inside, you won't ever want to put it down.'' -Katie, Lost Tourist

''I'll be honest - I was a little worried when I saw the length, but don't worry - it'll grow on you.'' -Carolyn...Carol?, Met Outside Yoga


Barney Stinson
Someone who has achieved great success in business, athletics, and personal relationships and has been a great inspiration to many people. Someone who advises their admirers by saying that success is a state of mind and that there are no limits to success. Someone who seems like a bold risk-taker but doesn't do anything because doing things gets you fired. Someone who has dared to go past the possible all of their life, even further than the impossible, to the place where the possible and impossible meet to become the possimpible. Someone who goes even further than the possimpible to achieve the impossimpible. Someone who tells everyone that everything and nothing is possimpible. Someone who has both creativity and vision, visativity.
A guy who is awesome does not sing songs about themselves becuase that would be really lame. Someone who has many admirers, one of whom sings a song about them as they all think that he is awesome.

Someone who is awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome. Awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.............
Example:
OMG, that really awesome guy has a playbook. He must be a Barney Stinson.


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