outlook

A program that facilitates the transmission of viruses across the intarweb. Also used for reading and sending emails.



Outlook Express
A popular euphemism for the most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. See Outhouse Express for the correct term.
Example:
When I installed SP2, Outlook Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.


Stable Outlook
1. A calm, centered, present-moment "mindfulness" point of view gained from working with horses and donkeys in an equine facilitated setting in Lincoln, Nebraska.

2. The balanced way of moving forward for an equine after receiving a barefoot, natural trim.

3. A point of view from the perspective of a baby lying in a manger wrapped in swaddling clothes.

4. A sense of economic well-being.
Example:
1. Example: "After being with the horses and donkeys, I definitely have a Stable Outlook."
2.Example: "Mabel has a much more Stable Outlook with her hooves trimmed."
3. Example: "Jesus came into this world and was born with a Stable Outlook."
4. Example: "The chair of the Federal Reserve predicted a stable outlook for commodities."


check my outlook
When your company uses Microsoft Outlook to send meeting requests / plan time and you are not sure if you are free to have a meeting on that day / at that time or you are not sure what date or in what room a pre-arranged event is taking place, so you check your calendar in Microsoft Outlook for more information.
Example:
Guy #1: Smith are you coming to Peter's leaving do?
You: Uh... When is it?
Guy #1: 21st.
You: Um.. think so.. I remember.. something.. about there being some kind of party on the 21st... I'll check my outlook to see if I confirmed it.

Finance Girl #1: Jason we need to meet to discuss our year end profits. Is tomorrow at 9 good for you?
Jason: Should be, let me just check my outlook a second.

Philip: Richard are you coming to the pub now or do you want me to wait for you?
Richard: I'll be another 10.
Philip: Okay... I'm going to head on down, you know where it is right?
Richard: Yeah that one that we went into last time that had that crazy chick.. forgot it's name.. I'll find it.. don't worry, I'll just check my outlook.


Replaced by an Outlook Rule
When someone has no original content of their own and simply forwards other people's emails, they can be replaced by a rule in Outlook to automatically forward mail.
Example:
Tim: I sent Ben an email asking for some info and he just forwarded me a message from Jan.
Jeff: I've always said Ben could be replaced by an Outlook rule.


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