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omaha
Omaha is Moving on up! South Omaha is where latinos stay (HELL YEAH SURENOS!) North Omaha is where black people stay and West Omaha is where white pepole stay. Omaha has gangs,hoods, crackheads, dealas, hustlas, fine ass dudes, hella good weed, if you know who to get it from. It also got urban and suburbs. Even though you may think Omaha is full of farmers, its not maybe you should come and see how we do things in the 402.. SUR13 BYTCH!
Example:
Lil Flip is from Omaha, although he don't claim it.


Omaha
City of about 500,000 people(42nd biggest city in the US) with a big indie scene, great concerts, great weed, lots of STDs, one of the top five zoos in the world, home of the college world series, the place where the president hides when terrorists attack, and birthplace of Malcom X, 311, Conor Oberst, Andy Roddick, and Warren Buffet(richest man in the world 2008)

And if you still think Omaha is a cornfield with a bunch of farmers, come to Omaha and let me punch you in the face.
Example:
I love omaha. I getta smoke weed and go to concerts every day!


Omaha
Most people think it's a cornfield, but Omaha is the economy hub of the Midwest. Omaha houses multiple billionaires including Warren Buffett, the second richest man in the world valued at $66.7 billion in 2016. Omaha has the most billionaires per capita in the United States. Omaha also is a big city, with venues such as TD Ameritrade Park (Home of the College World Series) and many fine eateries. The city also has old architecture and even ghetto neighborhoods.
Example:
Omaha houses some of the finest modern architecture, and is constantly expanding and modernizing.

Peyton Manning loves to shout Omaha.


Omaha
A tumor on Nebraska's ass that will eventually consume the state.
Example:
Omaha will soon annex Lincoln and then move on to Scotts Bluff. If you move away from Omaha , Omaha comes and gets you.


Omaha
Omaha (44th largest city in US) otherwise known as the Big O. Omaha is the biggest city in Nebraska, and isn't the typical plain flatland and corn. Omaha is very underrated even though it's home too: CWS, husker football, corn, the Henry Doorly Zoo, a beautiful downtown indie/concert scene, and the CenturyLink Center. It also is also home town to famous people you wouldn't expect like Malcolm X, Warren Buffet, and real world contestants Tyrie Ballard & Laura Waller, etc. It's a great place to raise a family even though it is full of STD's. Almost every teenager complains they hate living there and will eventually move away because gossip spreads fast, but never do. The most common school districts are MPS and OPS. Also it seems to have segregated areas by ethnic back grounds. West Omaha has rich white suburban people, South Omaha has Hispanic, and North Omaha has black people. In Omaha people don't ride cows/tractors to school and most aren't redneck.
Example:
Kim: let's go party & FSU. YOLO
you: i wish Omaha teens had more original slogans.


Omaha
Located on the far right side of Nebraska, has a zoo, stadium, oh and the amazing Quest Center.

1. Only city in Nebraska that's awesome to live in. Has some crazy weather, but it's worth it. Awesome concerts, awesome endless supply of cannabis, awesome people (but a decreased amount of awesome people in west Omaha), and awesome places to hang out.

2. Also known as Obamaha xD
Example:
Jon: Dude, I hear Omaha has nice weed!
Bill: Well of course, it's Omaha.

Jill: Why is it snowing in the middle of October?
Jan: We're in Omaha, 'member?


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