Paintjob
The act of having vaginal intercourse with a female while she is on her period, and priceeding to mushroom stamp her with your blood-covered penis
Alaskan Paintjob
Example:
Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.
Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.
american paintjob
When a girl gives a guy a handjob but with an American flag and he shoots out white fireworks and whispers "'Murica, fuck yeah" in her ear.
Example:
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob last night.
Contributed to by BassDrop! And Gamingufight
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob last night.
Contributed to by BassDrop! And Gamingufight
Wet paintjob
alaskan paintjob
Communist Paintjob
"Repainting" your crappy Prius or VW bus by plastering it with tons of political stickers in support of peace, love, and the democratic party
Example:
"She must really love Obama, she has 8 of his stickers on the back of her prius. Stupid communist paintjob"
"She must really love Obama, she has 8 of his stickers on the back of her prius. Stupid communist paintjob"
Ice Cream Paintjob
american paintjob
When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."
Example:
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.
Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.
Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.