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parking job

When one consumes both a stimulant such as Viagra and a sleeping aid such as Ambien then proceeds to fall asleep while still fully erect inside of a woman.

park jobbed

by loulemming on Aug 03, 2011 12:19:21

when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.

Example:
Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.

Park Job

by cheenzasm on Dec 06, 2008 21:30:47

When a guy parks his car, and a girl gives him a blowjob.

Example:
Tucker: "Kevin totally gave me a Park Job yesterday."

Emily: "ho."

park job

by Jaie on Jun 09, 2007 11:27:06

Performing sexual favors or acts while in or on a car. Most often used when describing actions taking place on the back seat. Can be used to describe acts by a man or a woman.

Example:
"Mark gave Jenny a park job in the back of his Toyota."

The Highland-Park Job

by Second Helpins on Dec 17, 2010 00:05:27

The style of parking in which you cross in to the oncoming lane of traffic, taking up both lanes in order to park in to an angled space on the opposite side of the street in which you started.

This maneuver was popularized in but not isolated to the suburb Highland Park IL on the North Shore of Chicago.

Example:
Did you see that Shiksa steel my space with "The Highland-Park Job"

Massachusetts Park Job

by The Zamboni on Oct 21, 2009 13:26:25

An anal sex act, largely performed by males and females with strap-ons, that can be completed in three succinct steps.

1. Put it in the back door little cock-eyed ("a little cock-eyed" is usually described as at about an 80 degree angle).

2. Just leave it there for a little while (about 5 minutes is normal, but times up until 10 minutes or even climax have been done before)

3. Pull it out, and then look at the recepient of the act as if it's their fault (yelling optional)

Example:
"Hey, Dean. You were so plastered last night that you couldn't even fuck straight." "Yeah, I gave Mary a real Massachusetts Park Job"

Pakistani Parking-Job

by analbuster5000 on Dec 07, 2022 19:37:00

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.

Example:
“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”

one handed parking job

by Maria deann on Nov 28, 2007 12:26:26

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

Example:
"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

park job

by invertedhorsecock on Sep 11, 2020 11:57:01

the act of giving or reviving oral pleasure inside a parked vehicle.

Example:
“hey josh a park job from the janitor in his sprinter van yesterday”

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