Pavlov

one stinky corgi boi. the type to eat ur underwear and refuse to look u in the eye after.



Pavlov
When someone is a pro at life and knows if they have any comedic value based on which of the 2 genders they ate
Example:
Sup my g Pavlov


Pavloved
1. To become the victim of routine so much so as to become brain washed and maintain the same habits despite a change in one's environment.

2. To be trained to do something that doesn't make sense akin to being hypnotized.
Example:
1. Every morning I drive down to the corner of Park and Main only to stare find a vacant building. Man ever since they moved that Dunkin' Donuts I've just been pavloved.

2. Jim: Every day when Dwight logs out of his computer I've offered him a mint so today I didn't.

Dwight logs out and we hear the Windows log out sound. Dwight holds out his hand.

Jim: Why are you holding out your hand?

Dwight: I don't know...and my mouth tastes really bad and not minty.


Pavloved
To become addicted to click and swipe reward reinforcement on social media
Example:
The quip went viral, leaving the anonymous poster fully Pavloved, after which he spent even more time on the social media site each day, completely hooked on the virtual attention, looking for more.


pavlov's dong
An erection that occurs every time you are exposed to a certain, seemingly unrelated stimulus.

For instance, getting an erection every time you see a hot chick is not a pavlov's dong, but getting an erection every time you see a trumpet would be.

Pavlov's dong is usually caused by association. If you had this really hot girlfriend who loved donuts and she broke up with you, the association of your old girlfriend is what would cause a pavlov's dong with donuts.
Example:
"Dude, you're in a room full of guys and you just got a boner."
"No homo man, it's just a pavlov's dong."


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