performance art

(verb) to masturbate



Performing Arts Academy
Located in Lakehurst NJ, (PAA) is a performing arts school. This is a caucasian school with a small handful of other races the rest pretend to be. Most have bad dancing skills besides the ones that major in dance. The people here are quiet and have no personality. They would take fame over friends any day. People here are very fake and there are many clicks. The drama here will be everywhere but the stage. If you want to go here it is not as good as it seems. It will be good for the first month but everything changes from there.
Example:
Thats a strange school
Oh you mean Performing Arts Academy?


Professional Performing Arts School
Also known as P.P.A.S. - One of New York City's finest performing arts high schools. Located somewhere between Times Square and Hell's kitchen...unfortunately people don't know too much about it because it's so small but most of the kids seem to enjoy their art when compared to other "egotistical" Perf. arts schools.

Professional Performing Arts School

Certain kids like to think of the school as one big family...that's bull shit. Certainly not your "avg." american school. Most kids hang out with their majors. Majority is cool though. MAD FEMALES, hot nd not hot, then the males are either gay or straight.
-You've Got:
-Drama majors: (white+spanish+black...sorta diverse) known as the "CHILL" kids of the school not on edge or uptight. Usually funny, weird, intellectual(to some extent), stoners who get trashed, and deushy-ish but MAD ENTERTAINING. Drama is the more modest major and deserve more attn. but at least they get attention later on in life, (movies and plays DUH)

- Vocal (90%black 10%other)..if ur not blak nd soulful u will become so. Vocal stays with vocal, there either mad "soulful" and LOUD or like sorta ghetto in a weird way. They are LOUD and ALWAYS harmonizing or SINGING when you TRY TO FOCUS. Some are inconsiderate but most are very respectful. They all say “Yazz(yes) then snap or fierceeee”.

-Dance: split into 2 programs (90% female 8% gay dudes 2%straight dudes). ALVIN AILEY: biggest dance dept. Seems to be pretty diverse. Like vocal they are loud but differ b/c plenty are egotistical and they think their hard lmao (remember your dancers and not fighters). There’s a few sweet ones and plenty of bitches. Ailey girls are pretty much all BANGIN. I don't know how the straight Ailey guys don’t pop boners during class. Then you have School of American Ballet, aka S.A.B. (95% white female and 5% white male...at least 1% other ethnicity) Mostly Tall and skinny females who walk with there feet out and drink SMART WATER and SMART WATER ONLY. There all freakishly smart…(your ideal angel students). They stick together and don't mix with other majors. Then ABT, there's like 3 kids in that major... What is that? haha

Musical Theatre: PREPPY!(most)Alot are really cool but then you get the really snobby ones. Like vocal THEY CONSTANTLY SING, but gay broadway songs. Often you will take a Rubin test and hear humming from the musical WICKED and then fail. They dress Abercrombie-ish and shop at urban outfitters and then tell people they shop at TRASH IN VAUDEVILLE. These kids often have a starbuck's at their desks and smoke tree with drama kids alot of the time. A lot of MT kids are pretty well off and host the few parties that happen at PPAS. *well black vocal nd ailey girls throw parties too but there really diff. from drama/mt/tech parties*

Tech: About 1% of technical theatre is there to keep on pursuing their major. 99% of the techies are there because they hated there major so they switched out. Pretty ppl who enter tech now dress kinda shitty because they are now surprised that it requires dirty work.

The green emporium is the bomb and kids from the 99’ even know CHARLIE!
The school can get dissapointing however when kids lose interest in their majors thanks to peer pressure and A$$hole teachers. *But hey most of us all some how make it in any field of choice* PPAS in the end stays united for about 5 minutes which aint bad.
*MIDTOWN WEST NEEDS TO BE REMOVED!*
WE DO NOT STAND STRONG INTELLECTUALLY BUT ARTS-WISE PPAS IS TOUGH as HELL!
Example:
Professional Performing Arts School


Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts
A hellhole highschool that prides itself on being "the top performing arts high school" in the Illawarra, but is a communal area for fuckboys and cunts to hangout and smoke weed.

The school's principal is a person that most people in the school think is a homosexual, who enforces the school uniform rule way too harshly, and will literally yell at you if your socks are slightly discoloured.
Full of suicidal teenagers who think they're the shit because they do drugs and get smashed, and have sex.
The ever so famous boys bathrooms constantly smell like piss, with urine constantly on the toilet seats, and toilet paper all over the floor. Also, there is targets in the urinal for you to aim your pee onto!
And in the girls bathroom, you can find period blood and tampons all over the floor and toilet seats! Yay! Love the feminist and free the nipple graffiti all over the stalls!
Also, this school spends more money on its yearly productions than it does on education.
Example:
Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts makes me want to neck myself!


Palos Verdes Performing Arts Conservatory
A performing arts conservatory in Palos Verdes, California. An escape from the goths and tranny's of school theater programs; this program has more kids from different cities. If you want your 11 year old kid to become a twerking, snobby, self righteous asshole, put em in performing groups! Seriously, who the fuck wants to see their daughter dance like they want to fuck the entire audience. You can get some good experience out of it, and the shows they put on are pretty decent. But be ready for a culture that is run by upper middle/high class high school girls that will reject you and outcast you if you don't fit in with their culture of drugs, getting blackout drunk, vaping, fucking other stoners, and getting high during rehearsal. The level of people talking behind other people's backs is unparalleled. The toxic environment fueled by these TikTok dancing, ass shaking, pricks goes totally over the head of the directors, God bless their souls. This toxic environment goes down to the top, the director of the entire Norris Theatre, a rich white theatre mom who inherited the place. Runs it like a fucking dictatorship, will fire you if you don't kiss her ass and make a conga line celebrating her at meetings. If you dare leave the Conservatory, even for one season, good luck trying to come back! They won't let you, if you're a girl, that is. If you're a guy you can throw a temper tantrum about what part you got and they will cave and give the bigger one to you anyways.
Example:
"you, should I do a show at the Palos Verdes Performing Arts conservatory?"
"If you're a hot, white fuck boy or girl who doesn't give a shit about anyone and loves a toxic environment of repression and assholery"
"Oh, okay. I guess I'll only spend 19 hours a week there not 20."


Weaver Academy for Performing and Visual Arts
A relatively young magnet school where students choose a different art as a "major" and take classes in it. Students are collectively labeled and referred to by their major, each of which is characterized by a different set of traits and stereotypes. The eight art majors are: Visual Art, Dance, Drama, Piano, Classical Guitar, Orchestra, Music Production and Chorus.
The students of the school are generally known to the students of every other ("normal") high school in the county as emos, smokers, pot heads, and all-together weird. Weaver students often use their school as a an explanation of their own erratic behavior, as in "It's okay, I go to Weaver..." The student body has a reputation for being liberal, although it is home to surprisingly passionate group of intolerant right-wingers.
The school also has a tradition of employing a ridiculous mix of faculty that range from hopelessly passive to scarily bipolar.
It has also been remarked that the school and its inhabitants deserve their own reality television show, preferably on MTV as a Laguna Beach-esque spin off. This belief is based largely on the school's unbelievably high penchant for drama. Certain guys have been known to date every female in any particular major. Girls are fond of having "lesbain" phases, in other words, getting drunk-ish and making out with another girl, bragging about it, and then continuing to date in a heterosexual manner. Oh yeah, and then there was that time when one of the teachers was arrested for having sex with a student. And everybody knew about it.
Example:
A typical conversation at Weaver Academy for Performing and Visual Arts:
Dancer: Ugh. The Drama Students are soooo loud. Can we please not sing "Wicked" eighty times a day children?
Drama Student: "NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED..."


Victoria School of Performing and Visual Arts
Victoria School of The Performing and Visual Arts, as said by Aloona is a K-12 arts school located in dowtown Edmonton. Being apparently the only arts school in Edmonton, you'd think that it would have a bigger budget. But no. There are silverfish in the white porcelain waterfountains and the promise to relocate has been bouncing around for years. Besides the potential risk of asbestosis and the occasional library fire, Vic has proven to be a not so bad school.

Aloona, as a student at Vic was apparently forced to go there against her will. This could be noted in the resentful, bitter tone in her/his/it's definition. I am also a current student, but came on my own will and enjoying the place.

Vic is also known to carry one of the most vicious and stereotypical librarians out there. She is simply nown as "The Russian". She did not perish in the libary fire though to the dismay of many students.

Example:
First Time Student Goes To Water Fountain: AHHHHHH! What the fucK!?

Wiser Student With More Years At School: Do not drink from the porcelain fountains at Victoria School of Performing and Visual Arts.



Weaver Academy for the performing and visual arts
Weaver academy is young magnet school that operates as both a performing/visual arts school and a technical careers school.

There's a strong sense of school spirit for both PVA (performing and visual arts) kids and the CTE (career and technical) kids.

The school colors are maroon and silver. The school animal is a Beaver, Otter, Octopi, or an Eagle depending on the day and the person your talking to. It doesn't really matter though because there are no sports , except for Ultimate Frisbee and sometimes basketball.

Weaver has some of the best art programs in the area with several honors and awards as well as state and national competition accomplishments. Weaver does a yearly volunteer program for special needs students.

Oh, and of course Weaver academy drama's best freind are Pinecrest Drama kids. Weaver Art kids are best friend with Elsewhere. And All of weaver is best friend with everyone.
Example:
Traditional Weaver Academy for the performing and visual arts jokes:

Weaver Drama kids do it better on stage.

Weaver voice kids do it better with a microphone.

Dancers do it better in leotards.

Art kids do it better in the gallery.

Piano kids do it better with pianos.

Strings kids do it better with strings.

Music production does it better with headphones.


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