petey Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

petey

the most amazing boyfriend he will make sure you are okay and he is really into you he wont cheat or hurt you but he is easily hurt himself

petey

by SkittlesHEARTsB.Good on Sep 28, 2006 05:07:59

Another word for meth pipe.

Example:
Hey baby, pack tha petey!!

petey

by Big length on Apr 27, 2004 21:49:56

Pete is a weiner that always says the wrong thing.

Example:
1"thats my fave shop"

2"petey u mean that creche"

1"....oh shit"

petey

by your fat ass mom that sleep with petey last night and fucked the nub that he has on Mar 19, 2005 12:32:24

a sorry ass mother fucker that doesnt have a dick. he need a big box of enzyte. he claims every afternoon when he gets on the bus he is going to get him so "pudding" hey petey you need a "spoon" before you get any "pudding" hey careful petey i might put a "spell" on you (the fleas of 100000000000000000000000 camels will infest your armpits)petey is an ugly ass mother fucker , too. he will never get a g/f , unless her name is "spice" and you have to pay her for every hour

Example:
fucking ugly mother fucker that , thank god , got his head shaved cause it looked like a fucking ugly ass animal crawled up there and died , and it fucking smelled like it , too.GO FUCKING BRUSH YOUR TEETH , petey

petey

by raz on Nov 12, 2004 00:57:10

Afgan looking chapo and rc's bank manager

Example:
hey petey lets go hand out sweets outside abo gates

peteying

by funinthebush123 on Apr 20, 2011 12:40:50

When another person (more commonly a boy) breast feeds, licks the nipples, or sucks the nipple of a girl when hooking up.

Compared to motorboating, but less vigorous and slightly sketchy. This unusual and definitely not necessary form of 2.5 base is performed in more of a baby to mother fashion instead of between two people of closer age who are sexuality attracted to each other.

Example:
pete - omg isabel your tits are so nice
isabel - haha thanks...
pete - ill give them my own special treatment
(peteys her)

1 - did you hear about pete and isabel
2 - yea i heard he was peteying her and she got creeped out and dumped him

Petey

by .3 on Oct 27, 2003 02:58:04

sexy

Example:
fucking petey pimping it again :P

Petey

by Mviacnheasesla on Dec 14, 2007 05:09:16

A man who picks up women by showing them his dick.

Example:
I met Petey last night and man was he hard as rocks!

Petey

by Crip\\\\\\\'bk\\\\\\\'Nigga on Oct 15, 2003 10:15:23

see pete zimgroski

Example:

Petey

by Anonymous on Sep 26, 2003 20:07:09

1) A poor technical support representative that is often the butt of everyone's jokes. See: Jack-ass 2) A retarded person that plays the trombone in a marching band.

Example:
Don't pass the ball to Petey, he is fuckin' stupid.

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