meaning to smoke a cigerette
used by the younger generations as an excuse for leaving the house to smoke

Illusion: Photocopiers are merely man-made electrostatic machines which duplicate sheets of text and images with at the press of a button.

Reality: A live photocopier is the single most dangerous thing unknown to man. The machines used by humans are simply husks of once-living photocopiers. A live photocopier is invisible to the human eye, and each one wears a dead skin mask of a previous human victim, which they flash briefly at passers-by to make them decorate their pants. They are also equiped with double ink-jet blasters, as well as a large red button which, when pressed by a human lucky (or foolish) enough to survive for so long in the presence of a living photocopier, will immediately pulverise half of the planet. However, if all the photocopiers' buttons were pressed at the same time, the entire universe as we know it would be smushed into oblivion.

The new computer lingo for copying photo's between any two of the following devices: Mac, PC, LT (Laptop), iPod, media, iPhoto, picasso, facebook amongst others.

Incidentally, it is often tight people that photograph their paper because they don't want to pay the measly 10¢ it costs to use an original photocopier.

A functionary. Someone who does run-of-the-mill administrative jobs on behalf of others. A lackey. A stooge.

Individual often found in the photocopy room. Can have large glasses will often have braces, and certainly a high anoying voice. Strong lesbian conotation, not to be used lightly. Often used as an insult.

The most evil thing to have ever beet created, it pilages villages and violates small babies. Even stooping so low as to eat dirt from under a large lazy mans arse this thing will stop at nothing to cause as much havoc and spiteful acts as photocopierally possible.

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".

In an open plan office is a term for "have you got 5mins I need a confidential chat". Usually, an e-mail sent peer to peer, so no one else knows the reason you both getting up and leaving the room.