used condom Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

used condom

Plastic that has already been used on your schlong

Used Condom

by Darkeststar on Jan 03, 2011 04:14:42

The female equivalent to a douchebag.

Example:
That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.

Used Condom

by King Pigblox on Dec 04, 2021 10:47:26

Someone as useful as a nothing

Example:
That one guy in our group is being a total used condom

Napoli's Used Condom

by longrodvanghugeendong on Oct 27, 2010 10:55:42

The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.

Example:
No one likes you, your just a napoli's used condom.

Used Condoms Inc.

by FuckassEmpire on May 08, 2023 07:54:59

A company co owned by the cumsters specialised in the US foreign affairs missions.

A company that specialises in the development of artificial fake used condoms to blend into the scenery. The used condoms are generally found in parks, a strategic place for the Used Condoms’ condoms.

The condoms specialise as a form of explosives, containing microchips the size of a spermatozoa that provoke nuclear fission to blow shit up.

These condoms have been used by several world governments to divert peaceful protests by using camouflaged explosives.

People sometimes lick them and explode.

Example:
Used Condoms Inc. has managed to fuck the Hong Kong protests.

used condom collector

by D Flawless on Nov 12, 2021 13:08:33

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species

Example:
Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name

use a condom

by Anyomous182 on Mar 12, 2012 11:02:11

the subliminal message to help protect humanity from the rise of anymore morons. Educate and make the world a better place before bringing more lives to this Earth.

Example:
Buy USE A CONDOM t-shirts at www.book182.wordans.us

never use a condom more than once

by yes juanito yes on Mar 30, 2015 03:56:11

Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.

Example:
Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."

Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."

condom using

by Thewoods on Feb 14, 2016 21:26:26

The act of placing(rolling) a latex or lamb skin apparatus down the shaft of the penis from the glans or head in which keeps semen in and disease out. 99.98% success of preventing pregnancy and imperative when not in a monogamous relationship for the safety it provides against diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

Example:
I am going out with that girl we met last week.

There will be some condom using after our date this evening.

You Do Use Condoms

by RTM 1963 on Feb 26, 2022 06:36:13

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

Example:
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

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