proclamation

Something that is proclaimed. A declaration.



Constipation Proclamation
The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body
Example:
The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran


Masturbation Proclamation
Law of the land giving any person the ability to claim any object on which they masturbates onto as long as that is not already claimed.
Example:
"I now own this due to the essential rights given to me by the Masturbation Proclamation"


Masterbation Proclamation
When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.
Example:
Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"


Emancipation Proclamation
The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.
Example:
Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"

Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"


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