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pulled a john

When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse

Pull a John

by ItsCristian on Jun 12, 2008 04:50:49

To Leave Randomly. This makes the people you were with previously wonder where the hell you dissapeared to.

Example:
Adrian : "I just saw the funniest thing today..."
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"

To Pull A John

pulling a John

by Davetheman on Aug 31, 2006 02:45:00

The act of beeing concerned by one's own schedule without giving a shit about other people's time.

Example:
1. Here he goes pulling a john again, he just asked if we were ready to leave the restaurant when he was the only one done eating.

2. The dumb ass pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.

PULLING A JOHN

by JayD on Feb 09, 2008 09:06:10

When you change the subject

Example:
Girl: Why did you flake on me?
Guy: So how bout those Patriots?

He was pulling a John

Pulling a John

by kissinthemuffin on Nov 04, 2010 06:47:15

To be an stupid annoying dumb ass, that complains to your friends about you and expects them not to tell you.
- A person that only talks about weed and seriously has the IQ of a goldfish because of how retarded they are
-used to describe someone who stalks you all the time, but is extremely butt ugly and no one loves them

Example:
John: hehehehehe i'm so high right now, i only like skinny pretty girls that are awesome and play call of duty

Joe: dude lets go get high

Friend:don't pull a john dude

pulling a john makes you a fag

Pulling a John

by Dracolord1208 on Oct 03, 2011 08:12:23

It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.

Example:
One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.

Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.

Pulling a John

by Sue Grillz & Sparkplug on Dec 14, 2012 23:56:37

When a guy is dating a girl and decides, after verdantly pursuing her for weeks, that he is no longer interested. Instead of being upfront and honest, he disappears without explanation. This makes interactions with the girl extremely awkward when they don't need to be. When the girl tries to find out what's going on by sending a thoughtful and honest text or email, the guy ignores this, making the girl feel rejected, hurt, and confused.

The reasons for abandoning the relationship are typically psychological in origin (i.e. mommy/daddy issues, fear of commitment/intimacy, etc).

Example:
"How are things going with Dan? You guys seem way into each other!" "Oh, I haven't heard from him in over a week. He dropped off the face of the earth. I guess he's pulling a John."

pulling a john

by screamingreen18 on Mar 15, 2008 04:20:37

when something more important is eminent, you instead ignore all responsibility. also, leaving your trash all over the place and acting like a total slob.

Example:
John had a test, but instead of studying he was pulling a john and playing pokemon and leaving his take-out food all over the couch.

pulling a john

by Sara Petrouski on Feb 13, 2017 03:10:25

when you say something during a group chat, and never respond

Example:
When you are pulling a john, and then everyone gets confused.

pulling a john bates

by direct007a on Nov 24, 2016 05:36:12

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.

Example:
Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?

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