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relative's

People who are related to you, whether you like it or not.

relativity

by Loadmaster on Jul 30, 2005 07:14:18

Formally known as the Theory of Special Relativity, formulated by Albert Einstein in 1905.

Deals with the perception of time and distance by observers in different frames of reference which are moving with respect to each other. An observer in one frame perceives that time is slower and distances are shorter in a different frame.

Also postulates that the speed of light is perceived to be the same in every frame of reference, and that no form of matter or energy can travel faster than light.

Example:
Relativity is the feeling that time slows down that you get when you're around your relatives.

Rel

by cyc1ops on May 08, 2008 05:00:59

A friend, buddy, pal, comrade, mate, etc…; an abbreviation of the word relative; originally used in mockery of terms like cuz or bro

Example:
*Between roommates*

Eduardo- (Enters room) How’s it going man?

Scott- Oh, hey. ‘Sup rel?

relatives

by trip on Jun 25, 2003 15:07:30

People whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.

Example:
"Are those your relatives?"
"Nope."

relatives

by fat in the bacc on Jun 28, 2003 10:07:07

hairy , old people who smell and try to kiss you when ever they come in town. and your parents force u to be nice to tehm and let their gross asses sleep in your bed

Example:
my relative smell like shit

relatives

by BLAcK_SToRM on Jun 27, 2003 07:30:02

n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.

Example:
The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food!

relatives

by Lord Meatclown on Jun 26, 2003 02:15:27

Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.

Example:
Why are your relatives crapping themselves?

relative

by Obbie on Apr 23, 2005 10:43:52

A way of saying cousin without actually saying it. So if your a blood, and you don't want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.

Example:
Whats goin' on relative?

relatives

by digitalamigo on Jun 26, 2003 03:56:51

a misnomer,actually meant to be someone you can relate to.

Example:
all my realtives are fucking retards ,yea i meant my inlaws

relativity

by Joe Shizzle on Apr 13, 2005 07:49:48

The phenomenon in which extreme environmental factors (especially speed greater than the speed of light) change our perceptions of the same objective amount of time.

Example:
"Put your hand on a hot stove for two seconds and it seems like two hours. Sit with a beautiful girl for two hours and it seems like two minutes. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"When a girl says she needs two minutes to get ready, that's the same thing as when a guy says there's two minutes left in the football game. That's relativity." - Johnny Damon

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