Relativity

The easiest way to feel better about yourself. Or worse.Hym *sigh* "Why aren't we asleep yet? We've been tired for hours."Iam "I'm just kind of bummed out... How are you always able to stay in such good spirits?"Hym "That's easy. Relativity."Iam "Relativity?"Hym "Yes. It's simple. The world is collapsing and we have largely remained non-participants. Therefore, it is literally everyone else's fault. Their meager accomplishments are rendered meaningless by their own ineptitude. Their own inability to stave of the degradation of the systems they themselves participate in and live to justify. All of their posturing and intellectualizing fail to prevent the things they want to stop happening from happening. We, on the other hand, want nothing more then for everything and everyone to be torn asunder by time and entropy. They are forced to sit ideally by while madness descends upon them while we only have to lie in wait until we get what we want."



relativity

by Loadmaster on Jul 30, 2005 07:14:18

Formally known as the Theory of Special Relativity, formulated by Albert Einstein in 1905.

Deals with the perception of time and distance by observers in different frames of reference which are moving with respect to each other. An observer in one frame perceives that time is slower and distances are shorter in a different frame.

Also postulates that the speed of light is perceived to be the same in every frame of reference, and that no form of matter or energy can travel faster than light.
Example:
Relativity is the feeling that time slows down that you get when you're around your relatives.


Rel

by cyc1ops on May 08, 2008 05:00:59

A friend, buddy, pal, comrade, mate, etc…; an abbreviation of the word relative; originally used in mockery of terms like cuz or bro
Example:
*Between roommates*

Eduardo- (Enters room) How’s it going man?

Scott- Oh, hey. ‘Sup rel?


relatives

by trip on Jun 25, 2003 15:07:30

People whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.
Example:
"Are those your relatives?"
"Nope."


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