Saftey Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Saftey

A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.

Saftey

by Birdyツ on Oct 06, 2020 11:53:54

The act of being a dumbass and typing the wrong word.

Example:
Saftey is worth it

Saftey

by JPDAWG on Sep 19, 2003 00:56:15

Adjective: Ultra Cool, Slick

Example:
Man that is a pretty saftey motorcycle you have there!

saftey

by The clit commander on Apr 10, 2003 23:52:03

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Example:
Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

saftey

by Grand Man Zak Attack on Mar 05, 2006 09:06:36

Something that is not guaranteed.

Example:
Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.

Saftey Meeting

by uc3matt on Oct 03, 2007 00:53:11

a covert, clandistine refrence to the act of smoking marijuana. Frequently used in food service employment to subvert detection by managment.

Example:
Joey, help me take out the trash and well have a saftey meeting.

saftey wank

by Robustwater on Jun 22, 2015 06:04:38

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Example:
Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!

Saftey Dance

by Atlec on Nov 10, 2005 05:39:03

1. n. A dance that is very safe.
2. n. A song that was popular in the 1980's and was supposedly about the policical situation in soviet russia... even though it made no sense at all.

Example:
1. Comon carl, lets do the saftey dance.
2. You can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind, cause' if your friends don't dance no if they don't dance well then there no friends of mine.
You can go where you want to, you can leave this world behind. And act like you come from out of this world and leave the real one far behind.

You can dance
Oh you can dance ect.

Saftey Not Guaranteed

by saftey not guaranteed on Aug 16, 2006 05:15:00

An add to travel back in time pasted together with a school picture of a guy with strange hair called Captian J picard. The add reads: "WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

Example:
"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ____, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Saftey not guaranteed I have only done this once before."

saftey bong

by sky on May 08, 2003 14:33:16

plastic bongs

Example:
Give the toy the saftey bong,so he won't break the pyrex.

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