sailor's
The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to
carve up those that threaten their homeland.Modern day sailors leave wakes of dead bodies or smoldering
craters wherever they go. They are sneaky
sons of bitches, and usually the only thing that lets you know they are present is the earsplitting howl of an incoming tomahawk missile, or the cold steel of an oil-slick blade slicing through your throat.Rumor has it that sailors are rowdy drunks. This is absolutely true. No other branch of the service can stand up to the fury of a US
sailor's binge drinking. The Coast Guard spills their wine, the Air Force wets themselves, the Army passes out, and the Marine Corps bitterly sit alone at the bar muttering
bad gay jokes to themselves.There is a rivalry between the
US Marine Corps and the
US Navy. This is the result of the quantity of beautiful exotic women that sailors make love to every time they pull into a foreign port. The Marines are jealous of this, because they only get to fuck Ali-Babba and his goats. There are no fine women out in the desert. The Marines spread lies about sailors, calling them cowardly or homosexual, but never to their faces, that is unwise.Don't fuck with US Navy Sailors.HONOR, COURAGE, COMMITMENT.
HOOYA NAVY
sailoring
by Spelly D on Apr 24, 2013 05:03:02
Example:
Mr. Whimple:
Doris, any idea where
our son is going tonight?
Mrs. Whimple: I assume he's going out sailoring with his buddies…
Mr. Whimple: (under his breath)
Friggin bum...
sailor
by IT3Larson on Sep 29, 2005 00:08:02
1. A hard working member of
the United States Navy
2. Accused of being gay by
faggot ass Marine and Army soldiers (see also
bullet sponge)
3. Persons who after spending much time at sea sleep with women in many different ports (see also prostitutes)
4. someone who gets more tail than anyone could possibly imagine
Example:
"see him? that's
the 8th girl tonight, what a sailor!"
"my friend joe just
worked a
48 hour day, what a sailor"
Sailorism
by Jmoney92 on Apr 05, 2011 05:36:06
A form of
relgion based off of doing someone dirty. It can also be a serious condition in which people can not stop doing someone dirty, it is considered a very
contagious disease.
Example:
I can't believe you had sex with that girl, and then
kicked her out of your
bed... You
Sailor!
Sailor
by A heart you are forever in. on Oct 08, 2013 07:11:19
A beautiful girl with captivating dark eyes, a contagious smile and wild curly hair. Her grin, sometimes
ornery, but always enjoyable, her giggles so completely adorable. She is as sweet as cupcake and soft as kitten. She is pure preciousness from the top of her head, past her
button nose and right down to her pink polished toes. If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this lovely
little lady, you will then understand what I mean, when I say she is a Rose.
Example:
The girl is
so fresh, she's like an
ocean breeze, warm like a summer sunset and as wild as the
seas, she must be a Sailor.
sailor
by pentozali on Dec 02, 2005 02:30:21
A person who sails the oceans. This word is used to replace the word "
seaman",
the latter word sounding suspiciously like a certain
viscous bodily fluid.
Example:
Uh, John, don't call Mr. Davidenko a "
seaman", call him a "sailor". "
Seaman" doesn't sound so nice.
Sailorism
by iCaesar on Mar 21, 2019 08:28:49
A socio-economic political ideal based on the concept of global warming and the oncoming melting of the
polar ice caps which will cause the sea levels to rise drastically and force former
land lubbers onto ships or to create island nations. Sailorism belief primarily refers to living out the neo-golden age of pirates in the
flooded modern world and conducting pirate business in the sane fashion or ancestors did.
Example:
"Yea my neighbor is into Sailorism"
"Wow really?"
"Yea he already built his
man o' war in his backyard and offered to take me on as crew as
sail the high
seas in the coming years"