selfie stick
/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.selfie stick
used to take a selfie from a far angle, normally used by insecure white girls who don't like close ups.
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Selfie stick
Example:
Helen was feeling a bit fruity so decided to pull out her Selfie stick and have a good time
Helen was feeling a bit fruity so decided to pull out her Selfie stick and have a good time
Selfie Stick
A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.
Example:
"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"
"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"