shlurped

To drink directly from a faucet, hose, or water fountain is a noisy, sucking method.



shlurp
Much like shnuggle, reversed for couples who are very deeply in love to the point where they use cute, childlike variations of words. Generally a kiss where the female somehow uses her tongue, not completly different from frenching.
Example:
"Oh you look so adorable today..lemme shlurp you!!"


shlurping
a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!
Example:
Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.


The Sharma Shlurp
When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.
Example:
White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"


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