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show boating

The act of showing off, and or letting your ego roam free after you have done something extremely awesome.

Kentucky show boat

by Tipdock on Mar 04, 2012 09:45:35

The act of a man deficating into a persons mouth then proceeding to have sex with said mouth with said feces still in it.

As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."

Example:
"He wanted to give me a Kentucky show boat and I said yes because I thought he was offering me jumbo popcorn chicken."

Boat Show

by MBM116 on Feb 22, 2011 00:11:38

When a group of girls flash one or more men.
Usually the result of a lost bet, game, etc.

Example:
Guy: Alright we won, take everything off!
Girl: No please do we have to?
Guy: Its either that or a boat show.
Girl: Fine..

boat showing

by freebirdy on Jun 27, 2010 00:08:28

Equivalent to to being a gong show, but much more epic.

Example:
1: "Yo guys, are we boat showing tonight?"
2: "What? You mean gong show or possibly show boating?"
1: "No, I mean BOAT SHOWING!"

the boat show

by HuskerDu on Apr 12, 2005 08:46:25

When your at a party where its all fat chicks standing around eating cheetos and wiping the cheese dust off on there over-alls then one of them walks over and ask you if you want to go look at her collection of Maroon 5 CD's

Example:
When kyle's bored he likes to hit up the boat show for a little lovin'

Boat Show

by HoneyBoatShow on Feb 12, 2013 08:05:09

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.

Example:
Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."

latina boat show

by Mike on Dec 23, 2004 03:01:06

a very attractive or striking woman, of such caliber as to model at a boat show

Example:
Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?

Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.

Caribbean Boat Show

by SkaIsStillCool on Nov 09, 2009 02:30:14

When two guys both show their wieners to an unsuspecting lady at the same time.

Example:
Dude, you should have been at the bar last night. We totally gave this girl the Caribbean Boat Show!

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