lampshade
A person who makes you feel
less bright (more
retarded) when you're around him/her.
lampshade
by triny_dmr on Apr 21, 2010 03:25:51
lampshade
by smashleigh91 on Jul 29, 2009 13:07:53
1. (n) a decorative piece in one's
apartment that was once a human being; usually in the apartment of a complete weirdo who blows up your phone all day, tells you they want to marry you after the
first week, and idolizes
Ed Gein
2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before
Example:
1. "Be careful on your
blind date, I don't want you to be turned into a lampshade!!" / "I didn't work real hard my whole life to end up in aisle 18 of Wal-Mart,
on sale for
19.99."
2. "I feel like a lampshade today."
lampshade
by The Pinky Pig on Oct 31, 2006 02:57:59
Example:
Galvy - what kind of Gel are you using?
Badia - actually it's slime left from last night, I wore my GF like a
fuggin hat
Galvy - you mean you gave her a lampshade?
Badia - safe.
lampshade
by oozing_santorum on Aug 04, 2007 07:42:11
lampshade
by mack on Jan 18, 2004 18:10:59
lampshade
by anonymous lawn chair girl on Nov 07, 2003 10:55:13
a word used to describe a boy that is apathetic in his responses to a girl's
flirtation methods; his lightbulb is
disfunctional and therefore no electricity/LIFE runs through; aka "
shoe box"
Example:
Ian is such a lampshade. Actually, they're ALL lampshades! They
MUST be gay...
lampshade
by fvellowes on Feb 06, 2017 00:45:40
lampshade
by Lampshade Crew on Apr 28, 2008 09:42:29
lampshade
by Greg on Feb 06, 2004 02:48:12