shrunk

shit-faced drunk



Shrunking
Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.
Example:
(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!

What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!


Honey I shrunk the kids
A movie from 1989 about four kids who got turn to pea size. They find a way to get home overnight through different barriers ahead(bees, mud, and a lawn mower). They prove that one of their fathers machine works. It’s full of romance, comedy, fantasy, and drama. It’s also the reason why I can’t eat Cheerios.
Example:
When people ask for my favorite movie, I tell them it’s Honey I shrunk the kids.


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