sigmund

A male with a huge penis, eyes, and hair



Sigmund Freud
An Austrian neurologist who did a shit load of cocaine and smoked a shit load of cigars. Some of his contributions to the world include accusing kids of wanting to engage in coitus with their parents and trying to interpret dreams in a very fucked up way. He eventually got oral cancer and died.
Example:
Kid: What's wrong with me Dr. Freud?
Sigmund Freud: Well I think you're competing against your father for sexual attention from your mother.


Sigmund Freud
Sigmund Freud: A fucking asshole who said asshole-stuff like girls envy boys for having a penis and everyone wants to fuck his own mother. Also he was a heavy drug user, and no one liked him. Someone stole his brain after his death and proofed that he was a psychopath himself and tried to cover it up by inventing psychological theories that were so absurd and stupid that noone would believe in psychology. He also said it is important to murder children.
Example:
Someone: Finally, Sigmund Freud is dead!
Someone else: I'm so glad! He was a burden to this world and his drug addiction was just out of control.


Sigmund Freud
he invented theories and psycho analysis. the most helpful thing he did, however was join bill s. preston esq. and ted theodore logan on an excellent adventure in which he got to travel around time with the likes of socrates and billy the kid ending up in a 1990's high school where he helped saved their butts in a school project. this then enabled them to stay together, helping the dream of WYLD STALLIONS to live on.
Example:
look over there dude, its sigmund frued


Sigmund Freud
A sex move in which you take a girl doggystyle while facing a window. A friend who has been waiting patiently in the closet comes out, and you smoothly switch places leaving the girl none the wiser. Your friend continues the doggystyle, and you walk outside and wave to her from the window.
Example:
Dude, Cindy pissed me off last night, but instead of breaking up with her, me and Brett gave her the Sigmund Freud.


Sigmund Freud
Austrian psychiatrist, lived 1856-1939. Came up with things like the 'Oedipus complex', where apparently young males can become jealous of the father and want to fuck their own mothers. In my opinion, that could only happen if I were suddenly adopted by one of the Olsen twins... Hey! They're 18 now, it's open season!
Example:
If I could go back in time, I would go visit Sigmund Freud and kick him in the balls for being so stupid


Full Sigmund
This is a variation of Full Send used by Twitch streamer AvoidingThePuddle. Someone in chat got autocorrected by their machine and sent a message that said Full Sigmund instead of Full Send, thus creating this term.
Mostly new people will ask during the break for it's meaning, self reporting that they're new and getting banned for being new since they don't know that questions aren't allowed.
Example:
"Last night on Carl, there were 2 survivors left on the stage and I went Full Sigmund on that other dude with my Afghani Rocket Launcher."


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