play chess

The term "play chess" is usually a way to get someone up to your apartment, like the class line, "Do you want some coffee" at the end of the date at your apartment building. No one believes you will play chess, but it's such a lame excuse that will work. Clinically proven.



playing chess
A girl/woman who likes to manipulate,control, play head games with a guy or takes advantage of a guy or situation.
Example:
Don't go out with out her she good at playing chess.


Playing Chess
1) Drinking heavily
2) Ordering drugs from a dealer
3) Obscure pseudonym for anal sex
Example:
1)
Person 1: Dude, where's your dad?
Sonofadrunk: Playing chess.
2)
Person 1: What were you doing in that back alley?
Druggie: Playing chess.
3)
Person 1: What were you and that other guy doing in the locker room?
Gay dude: Playing chess... heehee!


playing chess
drinking, usually heavily.
coined by underage kiddos to avoid detection by their mothers and other authority figures.
often used ironically or obviously - whether the kiddos are aware of this or not.
Example:
Hey, let's steal some beer from Chris's parents and play chess.


playing chess with the pope
Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.
Example:
Question: Hey, where is Michael?
Answer:Probably playing chess with the pope.(taking a shit)


Playing 5D Chess
suspiciously trying to deceive one or more people in layers of deceit, either on purpose or suspected by someone.
Example:
John: Steve is totally acting sus, he knows we suspect him but what if he's trying to look guilty on purpose so we don't think it's him, but then that would be a reason to think it's him.
Hank: I agree, Steve is seriously Playing 5D Chess with us.


Latest Searches

ass flap, warm a nigga heart, fiddy, time out, VTC, HAHAHAHAHA, PSV Eindhoven, oz, reciprocal, In a state, mangina, administration, Packi, Boy Toy, intranet, make peace, contest of champions, It means you, Ctrl Alt Delete, musted, bunky, Hear hear, said it, Mall Cop, THE GONG, 1v5, 7chan, Pro-war Genocidiac, met, English Dictionary, konied, get shit, A crush, taking the shit, foo you, tele-hell, timber, bishounen, The Civil War, the Power, Get up, The verge, kompa, translation, A cutie, fernando, accounting, systemic, Charles Clarke, bombi, moved on, check list, UCB, SNACKIN, so awkward, Meal, last name, Taryn, vented, irvine welsh, HUGE boobies, pilgrimage, fleece, Tedious tonguing, Layla, dashingly handsome, ex ex, I is, roflcopters, Sac, Title, PATTY, crumpet, SO ALONE, High class Hoe, NPH, maidenless, Make your time, Pack A Lip, bonce, Nono, up and out, step two, stalked, the example, walk of life, ok retard, u suk, Kira, vijay singh, the trail, hairy men, toucan sam, prefacing, Burbank bath, star, verificate, oh cool, jalama, paragon, nitrous oxide, laid-off, DORITOS, Right-click-save, short hand, Still, corpsing, dukes, ER, Grey Sweatpants, e-vite, view, ravel, pinecone, Jay, Guten tag, twist, lengthy, ninjitsu, knee jerk, new level, corner, Oh yeah baby, scagged, captivating, freshie, Toby sick ass, white rappers, Cherry Pop, shack, flagship, cod, Slap-Chop, blowner, West Indian, Dina, Townies, The Eiffel Tower, sexyest, Tickets, Dealer, driveway, Jakie, high school Seniors, Bay area, Spider-Man in, streetz, hips, aros, nach, abomination, snorp, the poop, Sosa, Hazel Grace Busby, uggs, devious, legs up missionary, carlos, girl out, Specifics, Sex-wee, Get yourself, HoT tOpIc ShIrT, Ummmm no, Maguire, An absolute idiot, Stl, motherfucking, CD, Sheem, LIKR, the mag, bad decisions, Ur Mom Gay, light blue collar, hieroglyphs, Classic, statefarm, Liking someone, literal trash, yitties, neat, utah, blow off some steam, entire, Usopp, wallace, lewd, true lad, Highbridge, baby momma, tear-jerking, 9th grader, get bad, Shit man, rave, so burnt, Ay-Yo, Eazy, play chess, ass flap, warm a nigga heart, fiddy, time out, VTC, HAHAHAHAHA, PSV Eindhoven, oz, reciprocal, In a state, mangina, administration, Packi, Boy Toy, intranet, make peace, contest of champions, It means you, Ctrl Alt Delete, musted, bunky, Hear hear, said it, Mall Cop, THE GONG, 1v5, 7chan, Pro-war Genocidiac, met, English Dictionary, konied, get shit, A crush, taking the shit, foo you, tele-hell, timber, bishounen, The Civil War, the Power, Get up, The verge, kompa, translation, A cutie, fernando, accounting, systemic, Charles Clarke, bombi, moved on, check list, UCB, SNACKIN, so awkward, Meal, last name, Taryn, vented, irvine welsh, HUGE boobies, pilgrimage, fleece, Tedious tonguing, Layla, dashingly handsome, ex ex, I is, roflcopters, Sac, Title, PATTY, crumpet, SO ALONE, High class Hoe, NPH, maidenless, Make your time, Pack A Lip, bonce, Nono, up and out, step two, stalked, the example, walk of life, ok retard, u suk, Kira, vijay singh, the trail, hairy men, toucan sam, prefacing, Burbank bath, star, verificate, oh cool, jalama, paragon, nitrous oxide, laid-off, DORITOS, Right-click-save, short hand, Still, corpsing, dukes, ER, Grey Sweatpants, e-vite, view, ravel, pinecone, Jay, Guten tag, twist, lengthy, ninjitsu, knee jerk, new level, corner, Oh yeah baby, scagged, captivating, freshie, Toby sick ass, white rappers, Cherry Pop, shack, flagship, cod, Slap-Chop, blowner, West Indian, Dina, Townies, The Eiffel Tower, sexyest, Tickets, Dealer, driveway, Jakie, high school Seniors, Bay area, Spider-Man in, streetz, hips, aros, nach, abomination, snorp, the poop, Sosa, Hazel Grace Busby, uggs, devious, legs up missionary, carlos, girl out, Specifics, Sex-wee, Get yourself, HoT tOpIc ShIrT, Ummmm no, Maguire, An absolute idiot, Stl, motherfucking, CD, Sheem, LIKR, the mag, bad decisions, Ur Mom Gay, light blue collar, hieroglyphs, Classic, statefarm, Liking someone, literal trash, yitties, neat, utah, blow off some steam, entire, Usopp, wallace, lewd, true lad, Highbridge, baby momma, tear-jerking, 9th grader, get bad, Shit man, rave, so burnt, Ay-Yo,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!