sperm count

the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video



Sperm Count
When a guy shoots a big load in your mouth, you don't swallow, you tilt your head back and gargle, and estimate how many tadpoles are swimming.............mmmmm
Example:
Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!


Sperm Count Dracula
Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Example:
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.


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