squid's

A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'also see stunta



squided
To get absolutely fucked beyond belief. Originated in 1992 when a young Germanist named Squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of Deutsche lager with breastmilk. His love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his burning passion to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk you're no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another male's mouth.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey man how's the head?
Guy 2: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh
Guy 3: Don't worry Guy 1 he's just hideously squided - fucking wasteman


squid
An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.

Stupid
Quick
Underdressed
Imminently
Dead
Example:
Did you see that guy leave the showroom on the R6? Did you see what he was wearing? What a moron. That Squid.


Squidding
Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.
Example:
Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."


the squids
we all know of {the ants 😡🐜} but do you know of the squids 😡🦑? inspired by braeden lemasters, the ants is the new edition of the viral ants tiktok meme.
use it as a joke, by itself, or warning people of danger.
Example:
the squids are coming! run!


Squided
When you've finished having sex with a female and you came inside of her, wait until it drips out. You then pick her up from under her shoulders while she's still naked, she flings her legs outward and wide open, you then run towards your friend, she wraps her legs around the back of your friend's head vagina comes in contact with face, and gets "ink" all over your friend's face.
Example:
Ha, did you see when Brandon grabbed Liz and squided Trey? That was classic!


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