two hole

Slang term for da butt.



the two hole
A funny word for the rectum or anus of a human or animal.
Example:
That chic is a slut, she likes to take it up the two hole.


two hole punch
when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode
Example:
that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.


rusty two-hole
An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.
Example:
I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.


two-hole sit
When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.
Example:
A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.


i'd throw it in the two hole
An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.
Example:
Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."


Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release
In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.
Example:
Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!


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