strathmore

Strathmore is a town in Alberta. It’s a boring town and it’s a stupid town where no one should live



Strathmore
A popular Bagel shop popular on Long Island.

Costumers of this store can easily be spotted with their obnoxiously large iced tea cups and reak of a horrid, yet recognizably delectable smell. Also, if you see someone holding one of these iced teas, chances are they are a slut who will give you a blow-job for a great price. These annoying, high-pitched voiced, not always attractive girls make it embarissing for normal people to walk down the hallways with these iced teas without the fear of getting kicked in the nuts.

The most commonly purchased item at Strathmore, besides the colossal iced tea, is the Baccon Egg and Cheese on a bagel. It is probobly the most filling meal you can get for $5.68. you get the big sandwhich, free hashbrowns and a free large iced tea, like I mentioned before. The bad part about this meal though, is that if you don't specify "scrambled" eggs, you might get a retarded worker who puts runny eggs on your sandwhich. This form of egg makes it impossible to eat, nor enjoyable to eat. Having a sandwhich like this makes you want to shove a tampon in the center hole.

Although Strathmore has some negative points, it's a great way to start the morning...Or anytime before 3 pm. (Pending on when you wake up)
Example:
"Hey Ditta, you getting Strathmore tomorrow for Zero period?"

"I feel like such an ass carrying this huge-ass Strathmore Iced Tea"

"She has one of those Strathmore Iced Teas, she must be a whore."

"This runny Bagel from Strathmore reminds of the Alex when she has heavy flow."


Strathmore
A white privileged neighborhood in Michigan's thumb region, filled with men and women in their 60's complaining about every little thing that goes on inside. A sub par HOA, combined with a bunch of boomers with nothing better to do all day than sit on Facebook and complain, and you get Strathmore, the most ridiculous place on Earth.
Example:
Tim noticed that Henry lived in Strathmore, and he immediately lost respect for him.


Strathmore
A shitty town in southern Alberta. If you were born here you either hate your life, plan on farming until you die, or plan to work in oil & gas.

Surrounded by uninteresting prairie, the only thing keeping Strathmore on the map is the fact it's along the trans-canada highway.
the only redeemable quality of this town is that it's not Lethbridge.
Example:
"You're from Strathmore? My condolences."


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