Dufresne

Misleading a person or group to exit an area without announcement while leaving the people behind shocked, surprised and potentially in harm.-You can either dufresne or be dufresned.



Dufresne
Dufresne:

Verb
Jerking off into the victims hair and styling it into a slick hair doo with a comb.

Noun
Something bad
Example:
Kyle D is one badass motha fucka.

Daddy Burrell dufresned and styled matt D's hair.


Dufresning
The discrete, illegal dumping of mass quantities of waste, by distributing it in small amounts at various locations around town. This is done to avoid paying a manageable, one time fee at the local waste disposal facility.

This term comes from the move Shawshank Redemption and the character Andy Dupresne. Seems Andy's favorite hobby was toting his wall out into the exercise yard... ...a handful at a time.
Example:
I tore down a wall of plaster and mortar at my house, and it took me a month of Andy Dufresning to get rid of it at local dumpsters, ditches, grade schools, and churches.


The Dufresne
When you shit in your pants and very casually drop the turds down your pants and out your legs, then walk away like nothing happened. Inspired by Andy Dufresne from The Shawshank Redemption dropping parts of his escape hole out in the prison yard. Also inspired by an ebaumsworld video.
Example:
"I was unable to find a bathroom in time, so I was forced to pull The Dufresne."


Dufresned
Form a tunnel with your legs in squatting position with several others. An individual crawls underneath and the tunnel members scat onto the crawler. Named after the famous scene of Shawshank Redemption where Andy Dufresne crawls through a sewage pipe to freedom.
Example:
Joey lost a round of golf and was Dufresned by his buddies on the 18th hole fringe as punishment.


Dufresning
Simply, when one's face breaks out with such ferocity and cunning overnight that it flummoxes all those who knew him/her.
Example:
Jon: "Dude, Mike's face is Dufresning badly today."

Matt: "I know dude; who would've thought. He used to be such a good guy"


Andy Dufresne
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh, Andy loved Geology, I guess it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big god-damned poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Andy's favourite hobby was totin' his wall through the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
Example:
Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.


Dufresne Group
Founder of Dufresne Furniture and primary distributor for Ashley Furniture Inc.

The Special Olympic equivalent in Canadian retail furniture supply. Nepotistic, dysfunctional and highly self-congratulatory for poor business management. Unethical practices primarily responsible for profitability.
Example:
My boss encouraged me to inflate our numbers to make the financials look good then pulled a Dufresne Group and fired me for it to save his own ass.


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