surprise party
by mrs. harris on Oct 21, 2007 09:17:27
MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! When a male pretends to have
penetrated a female's vagina with his penis but in fact has inserted a
life-like dildo (works best from behind). He proceeds to fake intercourse for a period of time, using the dildo all the while, and suddenly, falls off the bed with yell while leaving the dildo deep in the vagina. The male then turns back on the lights and yells surprise!
Surprise Party
by stoned_philosophaster on Dec 03, 2007 04:27:41
Occurs when an
unexpected guest knocks on
your bedroom door when you are masturbating and about to orgasm, and you
open the door and ejaculate on them, shouting "Surprise Party!" Common in college dormitories.
Example:
I knocked on my
neighbor's door to ask him if I could borrow his
scissors, and to my horror he appeared at the door completely naked with his hand on his penis and promptly ejaculated in
my eye, shouting, "Surprise Party!"
Surprise Party
by Waffle XXX on Oct 22, 2008 12:39:33
During intercourse, oral sex, or
mutual masturbation, the male ,upon reaching his climax, proceeds to ejaculate upon the torso of his partner. At this point the male
tosses a handful of
confetti all over his partner and yells "Surprise!"
The Surprise Party
by Fortunato5 on Mar 24, 2015 22:11:07
Example:
I was at a party at
my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that
clogged the bowl.
Okeana surprise party
by happymeats on Jul 06, 2013 02:41:53
After being rejected
sexual release from your parter, you wait for them to fall asleep, elavate to your
haunches and stroke your
donger until you are ready to ejaculate.... at that moment you slap them in the forehead and yell "surprise" as you paint your load across their unsuspecting face.
Example:
Jim " so did you get laid last night?"
Dale " no but when
she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped
my dick off on the
curtains"
Maryvale Surprise Party
by mooseantlers on Sep 17, 2008 14:51:00
Example:
I was sound asleep when three
mexicans in a
1976 cadillac decided to throw a Maryvale Surprise Party
Warsaw Surprise Party
by Para6ox on Aug 24, 2019 08:46:28
counciltucky surprise party
by counciltuckyresident on Jan 12, 2019 02:27:11
Example:
I had a counciltucky surprise party
last nigh! Looks like im not going to
prison!
ruined my surprise party
by kekerawr on Feb 06, 2011 13:01:11
doing anything that makes someone upset or angry. "you ruined my
surprise party!!! now i can't trust you anymore"
describing when someone becomes irrationally angry. "gosh, what did you do ruin her surprise party?"
to look on the
lighter side of a
bad situation. "at least he didn't ruin your surprise party"