surprise party

When a lot of people you don't know show up at your house because they heard you were having a party.



surprise party
MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! When a male pretends to have penetrated a female's vagina with his penis but in fact has inserted a life-like dildo (works best from behind). He proceeds to fake intercourse for a period of time, using the dildo all the while, and suddenly, falls off the bed with yell while leaving the dildo deep in the vagina. The male then turns back on the lights and yells surprise!
Example:
I threw quite a surprise party with your mom last night!


Surprise Party
Occurs when an unexpected guest knocks on your bedroom door when you are masturbating and about to orgasm, and you open the door and ejaculate on them, shouting "Surprise Party!" Common in college dormitories.
Example:
I knocked on my neighbor's door to ask him if I could borrow his scissors, and to my horror he appeared at the door completely naked with his hand on his penis and promptly ejaculated in my eye, shouting, "Surprise Party!"


Surprise Party
During intercourse, oral sex, or mutual masturbation, the male ,upon reaching his climax, proceeds to ejaculate upon the torso of his partner. At this point the male tosses a handful of confetti all over his partner and yells "Surprise!"
Example:
Wow, that was fantastic, your sister will be scraping the remnants of that surprise party off of her chest for hours!


Okeana surprise party
After being rejected sexual release from your parter, you wait for them to fall asleep, elavate to your haunches and stroke your donger until you are ready to ejaculate.... at that moment you slap them in the forehead and yell "surprise" as you paint your load across their unsuspecting face.
Example:
Jim " so did you get laid last night?"

Dale " no but when she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped my dick off on the curtains"


ruined my surprise party
doing anything that makes someone upset or angry. "you ruined my surprise party!!! now i can't trust you anymore"
describing when someone becomes irrationally angry. "gosh, what did you do ruin her surprise party?"
to look on the lighter side of a bad situation. "at least he didn't ruin your surprise party"
Example:
you ruined my surprise party when you slept with her.


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