surprize

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serrano surprize
When a flaming beaner walks into your room suddenly and bust a huge load in you face. After he busts a nut, he takes a shit on your face and starts screaming jibberish. Usually performed on the george.
Example:
Chuck laid a massive serrano surprize on Zack.


the white surprize
when a man is fucking a girl in the ass and he is ready to cum so he pulls it out and spits on her back so she thinks hes done then she turns around then you blow the load in her face. or can be the brown surprize but using shit or the red surprize where the girl instead of cumming shoots blood on you.
Example:
(girl)he drenched me with cum i wasnt expecting it daddy!!!

(father) well sweety next time make sure your ready for the white surprize.


Whipped cream surprize
A sexual technique used by transexuals that usually have not told their male parnter that they are transexual. Using whipped cream, and perhaps other optional toppings between their legs to hide their male genitals until the man goes in.
Example:
I was limp for about a month ofter the Ms.Man's, the hot Phys-Ed tacher offered me a Whipped cream surprise. Yes I took it.


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