takeout

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takeout
Taking a stripper home (or to your place or hotel) after her shift at the strip club for some nookie. Can either be paid or unpaid. Unpaid is always better.
Example:
After she gave him some lapdances, she offered him takeout at her place.


Takeouted
The slang term for ordering and receiving takeout food. Usually used by bros, people with stutters, and phones that make you misspell the word "takeout" or "talented"
Example:
"Yeah bro, we totally takeouted the best Chinese last night, dude."


the takeouts
One of the best loacal Ska bands that ever lived. orginated in Derry N.H.

loved you guys
Example:
Man oh man how i miss the takouts


Chinese Takeout
Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.
Example:
I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.


Indian Takeout
A sexual fetish in where the male anals the female, and dickslaps the female square on in the middle of the forehead to give a red mark to resemble the ones indians have.
After the dickslap, it is usually followed by a blowjob.
Example:
John: Dude i took jaimie for a date, and we so did the indian takeout.
Mark: No WAAY!


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