tarquins

Tarquin(s) is a name to describe any douchebag of middle or upper class origin.Notable habits include use of unecessary vocabulary, and their pursual of women by pretending to be interested in poetry. They tend to buy fair trade and are often vegetarian.



Tarquin
Some would describe as piffle whizz dong but on further acquaintance can only be described as fucking hot, sexy, funny, smart, totally delicious, tummy churningly yummy. Love love love .............The cougar says I LIKE IT
Example:
piffle.....grrrr............wow....that Tarquin is one hot piece of ass


tarquin
A person who appears on a bluetooth search, but you will be unable to locate or find ever again. No matter how many people there are in the room/train/church/etc.
Example:
I tried searching for 'Foxxxy' on bluetooth again. I'm beginning to think this is a tarquin.


Tarquin
Tarquin's are funny, smart and talkative. Most Tarquin's either are very attractive and caring, or very attractive, but a dick to everyone.
Personally I know a few Tarquin's, and they aren't dicks to me.
Example:
E.g.

Girl 1:
"Do you like tarquin, I think he's a bit of a dick."
Girl 2:
"Yes! Tarquin isn't a dick he's cute and funny, I'd totally date him!"


tarquin
a pantsless schmoozer who rapes women (or men, as it were).

thsi type of person also can be used as an alias when going in-disguise on-stage for cultural shows.

often full of wisdom because of their seniority, hence the anomaly of the tarquin.
Example:
naomi went on stage when they called her up, but told the mc her name was 'tarquin.' now everyone's gonna think she's a rapist.


Tarquin
A person who usually lays low, is kinda shy, gets good grades, and someone who you would think is a teacher’s pet. But when you become a friends with them, you will realise how much a Tarquin will swear, use satire, and fuck around. Basically, a good kid with good grades at day, but a savage and incredibly funny and edgy person at night.
Example:
You know, this Tarquin is actually a lot more relatable than you think.


Tarquin
a person who is freinds with many and is a joking asshole to them he means no harm but when a fight comes up he comes out on top
Example:
wow look at tarquin he just kick their ass with out a sweat


Tarquin Wagemaker
Most amazing caring lovable person u will ever know. She will always make u smile when u sad and will always have the time of your life with her. She's perfect in every single way and any guy would be lucky to be with someone that amazing. She will change your life for the better and every moment you are not with her is like your life isn't complete. She is the best friend you will ever have and no matter what you will always be totally and completely in love with her.
Example:
She's so amazing, that must be Tarquin Wagemaker


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