the Appalachian Trail

A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".



Appalachian Trail
Where one says one is going when one is going to cheat on one's spouse.
Example:
Where's Mark going this weekend?

Appalachian Trail. At least that's what he told his wife.


The Appalachian Trail
1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.

2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.
Example:
Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.

After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.


Hike the Appalachian Trail
To have a sexual encounter or affair, named after the infamous disappearance of South Carolina Governor Sanford, originally thought to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but was having an extra marital affair in Argentina.
Example:
I wanted to Hike the Appalachian Trail in the back seat of my dad's Lincon after prom, but my date wasn't drunk enough.


Hiking the appalachian trail
cheating on your spouse
Example:
I was out "Hiking the appalachian trail"


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