the Kool AID man

A crazy giant beverage who breaks through walls in order to save humans from the minor inconvenience of thirst. Has the inability to use normal methods of entry, such as the door or gate. Has caused over 900 trillion dollars worth of property damage in his lifetime.



kool-aid manning
verb meaning to bust through a wall, door, or otherwise hard structure and suprise someone or a group of people and say, "OH, YEAH!"
Example:
"i was at this girl's apartment last night, and instead of knocking, i totally kool-aid manned the door. the bitch almost fell out of her chair."


kool-aid-man
A verb meaning the act or process of entering a room by throwing yourself through a door with force similar to the force used by the Kool Aid Man in Kool-Aid commercials. The Kool Aid Man typically busted through doors or walls and said "Ohh yeah", but when Kool-Aid-Manning in through a door you've the option of also saying "What the fuck are you kids drinking?"
Example:
Mystery Person #1: Dude, Nathan was in bed and his door was closed, so I kool-aid-manned it through and now his door is torn up. He's pretty pissed.
Mystery Person #2: Yeah, he's got $3,000. He can fix it.


kool-aid man
a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business
Example:
the bitch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kool-aid Man
A jug of Kool-Aid drink who thinks he is cool, and randomly busts into peoples houses/workplaces greeting them with a friendly "Oh Yeah!"
Example:
Judge: Peter Griffen, I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!


kool-aid man
A big talking bowl of punch who thinks that its cool to crash through your wall into your living room, saying "OH YEAH!". Oh and he wears tights.
Example:
Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like no no no,you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fuckin cool. Using the FRONT DOOR is cool don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will do down, you're very top-heavy. You glass bitch.
-Dane Cook


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