the Transporter

Usually a college term, when you are so far gone and completely blackout that campus police call an ambulance for you.



transporter
A guy who accompanies girls to every location they need to go - i.e. malls, bathrooms, kithchens, to their boyfriends etc- except to himself. They are docters in the art of being friend-zoned and have mastered the doctrine of high hopes in escaping it.
Example:
Guy1: That dude over there probably has all the girls druling at his feet
Guy2: Worry not my good man, he's only a transporter.


transportator
One who transports as a profession.
Example:
Welcome aboard, I will be your transportator today. Please no screaming, though fainting is alright.


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