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the bastard

bas-tard-ize (Verb)1. To diminish the quality or character of;2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.

Bastard

by AKACroatalin on Feb 12, 2016 17:19:35

Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.

Example:
“Shit! What a bastard!”
“What do you mean?”
“Take your pick.”

bastardization

by Kevin Smith on Jan 02, 2004 11:46:07

1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com

Example:
see fo' shizzle my nizzle

Bastard

by Truthtellerunc on Apr 19, 2010 09:26:15

A term used to describe someone who disregards other people in pursuit of their own self-interest. Usually includes the acts or act of lying, spreading mis-information, covering one's own ass at the expense of others, or employing other forms of bullshitting.

Example:
"The day I broke up with my girlfriend, my roomate told her she would have been better off with him instead of me. He's such a bastard.

Bastardizing

by x0racunx on Mar 23, 2010 07:28:59

To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.

Example:
Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.

bastardization

by deziree on Feb 25, 2007 02:32:19

when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before

Example:
'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'

bastarded

by niggakooch on Aug 19, 2009 09:22:08

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Example:
Man, Tom is so bastarded.

Bastardize

by Jai Alai on Mar 16, 2008 02:56:29

To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of

Example:
Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.

Bastard

by Croatalin on Dec 20, 2013 17:38:10

Besides all the usual meanings, it has a meaning in engineering as well. A bastard is a type of coarse-toothed file.

Example:
Conversation in the stores.
"Hi, I need a file."
"A half-round bastard?"
"No, a little triangular fucker."

bastard

by Kikaider on Jun 28, 2003 10:43:52

One born without married parents.

Example:
Ben is a bastard.

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