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the employer's

The incompetent douche bag you are hired to slave for. This “unit” (meaning durh brain) is the most incompetent employee on the premises. Being unable to get things organised properly, spell, use a cash register, they leave the heavy work to female employees resulting in them scoring upper back strain and putting them into an emotional state of spite and distain. They enjoy blaming others for THEIR mistakes. They are the least popular person in the workplace because of their arsehole behaviour.

Employment

by Moosaidthedog on Jun 09, 2005 07:52:34

To be in a state of having a job.

Example:
John is not in employment. He is a lazy tosser.

employable

by UrbanDic??! on Jun 09, 2015 02:21:49

-Got the needed qualifications and experience to be employed ( efficient in your work)
-Employers scramble to employ you because of your conscience.

Example:
To remain employable, individuals must learn new skills regularly.

Employment

by TyvekNomex on Jan 10, 2013 03:00:40

Employment
em•ploy•ment: The exchange of one’s expertise/skills and personal time in exchange for currency or any other means of reimbursement.

Example:
You request a specific set of skills and an alotted amount of time from me to accomplish a task/project. Therefore, upon my employment, you give me whatever I want or I accept whatever you're offering in return; proir to or upon completion of the task/project.

the employer

by michael foolsley on Dec 23, 2009 03:19:19

bruce springsteen

Example:
annie and i are going to see the employer this thursday

Employer

by ballinbeinme on Jan 18, 2012 06:57:44

An Employer is another word used for when calling somebody a boss. This word can be used to descride someone who is a boss (in the good way) or someone who is jus awsome.

Example:
"wow, Ryan your such an employer!!"

"Thanks Bro"

The Great Employer

by Dr Bunnygirl on Jul 26, 2020 04:14:56

One of the Trumpster’s favorite nicknames for himself when he’s feeling low and trying to suck up to Hispanics.

Example:
At varying times in my ultra-successful life I have been called The Great Employer since all of my ultra-successful businesses have steadily employed so many undocumented immigrants that you probably would be unable to count them since they are in fact not documented!

employment fellatio

by 23rd Chromosome on Oct 06, 2015 15:00:39

The ability for a really poor employee to keep theirjob by performing oral sex on their boss at regular intervals.

Example:
Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's dumber than shit and the other workers find her annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio.

Employment Officer

by Venom_of_Oswestry on May 12, 2009 20:22:46

A person who is appointed by the Job Centre, to fail you in nearly every aspect of life.

Example:
'Hello i'm Sam; i'm your Employment Officer'
'My your stuby fingers look like sausages'

Employment HIV

by TheSparky04 on Nov 03, 2011 06:45:45

or E-HIV. To slowly wilt away at an undesirable place of employment until expiration.

Example:
I hate my job, it's so boring I've contracted Employment HIV.

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