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the field goal

when you're getting a blow job and you're about to cum you have the girl hold her arms in the shape of a field goal post and cum on her face and yell IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD when you cum on her face

Field goal

by Jd02 on Oct 20, 2013 13:56:45

When 2 guys are having intercourse with 2 girls doggystyle and facing each other. In the act of love making the girls are face to face and the guys lift their hands straight into the air. 2 people rush into the room. The first person holds a football on the ground while the other kicks the ball through the body generated upright. After the ball soars through the sweaty goal post a referee rushes in the declare it a field goal.

Example:
Breh, we totally nailed that field goal, but the hold was sloppy!

Field Goal

by LVWP on Apr 20, 2010 14:05:36

Verb.

Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football.

Example:
I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches!

Field Goal

by Anita Coch on Jun 14, 2012 03:53:29

Right as a man is pulling out during a blowjob, he squirts, and the cum is shot through the two front buck teeth of his girlfriend. When it makes it through, FIELD GOAL is yelled during the orgasm.

Example:
1) I totally got a field goal on her last night!
2) It was a long shot, but im so glad i made that field goal!

field goal

by Saints on Sep 10, 2003 11:06:57

when someone kicks a man in the groin. Normally he is so much pain that it requires a hospital stay.

Example:

field goal

by bobradio on May 07, 2010 22:40:52

Two men stand up facing each other, their penises touching tip to tip. A third man stands adjacent to the other men. The third man then proceeds to beat off trying to shoot his load in between the other men who are essentially the posts thus completing the field goal.

Example:
"Hey Rick, wanna kick a field goal? Me and Bobby will be the posts."

field goal

by Random_989 on Nov 09, 2007 09:33:39

When a bitch is layin on her back and you stand at her head while shes givin you head, when your about to nut you pull out and donky punch her in the stomach causing her legs to shoot straight up then you shoot your load through her legs better know as the uprights

Example:
Dave "man you shoulda seen that field goal last night"
steve " what are you talking about there wasent even a game on last night?"
Dave " no man im talking about your sister, i gave that bitch the fieldgoal last night"

or

"man i hit a field goal from that hoes dresser all the way to the other side of the bed, it was at least a 60 yarder"

Field Goal

by psychosquid on Jan 21, 2012 02:43:57

Throwing a turd over a shower rod on an unsuspecting roommate.

Example:
Nigel wouldn't get out of the shower, so I Field Goal'd his sorry ass.

field goal

by c4xlr on Mar 12, 2008 09:29:54

In the act of having an orgasm, aim your meat hammer so that when u jizz(football being kicked) it will head over your two shoulderblades(field goal posts).

Example:
Dude I kicked a field goal last night and it went right past my eyes onto my chair.

field goal

by JUice on Mar 20, 2003 09:38:33

a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth

Example:
"Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone

"OH SNAPS DAWG, you's a straight up pimp homie" Jermaine

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