fifty yarder
by Creepy Mark on Apr 04, 2010 03:27:04
A girl that looks good from far, but far from good.
Fifty yards away she looks like
a dime, but as you get closer, you find that she's only a
nickel. Maybe worse.
1000 yarder
by aces-up111 on Jul 04, 2010 03:08:44
Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be
portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves
the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of
self loathing.
Example:
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?
John: definitely, just don’t
fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to
Sasquatch over there
Bill:
man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
100-yarder
by Nigidis on Jun 19, 2008 14:44:35
When you see a girl/boy from
far away and you think they look hot, YET when you get
closer, they
turn out to be ugly.
50 yarder
by Da Sak on Sep 11, 2006 01:09:10
Someone who appears to be a banging
ass ho from a far (about 50 yards). However when you come closer to them they appear much less like
Jessica Simpson and much more like
O.J. Simpson.
Example:
Guy A:
o shit look at that banging
ass ho, i bet she gets it poppin.
Guy B: Nah man ive seen her a party and she beat. She a 50 yarder.
50 Yarder
by YourAsianFriend on Nov 06, 2011 22:33:11
When a person of the opposite sex looks
incredibly hot from 50
yards away, but up close they are rather
bland, plain or unattractive and make you want to die that you thought they were hot in the first place.
Example:
"Dude,
Phoebe! I see this really hot guy! I'm going to get a closer look at him,
text you what he looks like."
*Later*
"Dude, he was a total
50 yarder."
"That sucks, I hate those."
Marshall’s 50 Yarder
by BleedingRed on Aug 20, 2023 10:02:15
When you’re pulling into a
Marshall’s store and you have to shit so bad you do
the 50 yard
dash to the bathroom, nearly shitting yourself while shoving others out of the way.
Example:
My dad pulled a Marshall’s 50 Yarder today. He nearly
shat himself as he shoved that
old lady who was
blocking the bathroom.