the fourth of july

A celebration of the time the Americans gave the british the biggest L in the history of Ls



fourth of july
The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
Example:
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.


Fourth of July
The worst day out of the year to enjoy a day the beach
Example:
Barbie: Hey Girl! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!


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